My Resignation Letter to Heaven (Faxing this shit before judgment day)

 “Fuck going to heaven because I rather go to hell
Because I like the sweet brimstone smell,
 “Sounds of the suffering is the everyday norm
And with the constant heat everybody stays warm,

 “Then when it’s my time for eternal judgment
I really can’t say motherfuckin shit,
 “You are the Alpha and Omega, so ain’t any sense lying
And to be honest, this is too much bullshit to deal with after dying,

“Fuck the pearly gates and the singing, because it makes me sick
The only sound I wanna hear is moans as girls ride my sinful dick,
 “Then pushing deep in their ass, causing intense pain
As the full effect of my attention getter goes straight to her brain,

 “Eternity is a long time for not having some angelic beef
That will lead to blood decorating the golden street,
 “But like Mexicans if you fight one you fight the whole click
And if Jesus arrive- I’m getting that holy act right real quick,

“Breaking the commandment ‘thou shall not kill’
Now I’m wrong. What the fuck is the deal?
 “Sodom and Gomorra, Noah and the world flood
And I’m gonna be punished for shedding blood,

 “Or a married woman giving me the pussy
I’m not the one married so why I gotta burn for her adultery,
 “Homosexuality, I’m not with it so I won’t go there
Because I don’t believe in shit stains being on the front of my underwear,

 “I know my mama wish she didn’t let my daddy’s dick penetrate
But for a weak minded motherfucka the thought would devastate,
 “I was created, because of their good time
So here’s my middle finger and the soundtrack of my nine,

  “Just letting you know I have fire in my hand, eyes and heart
So let hell nourish and ignite my spark,
 “I know this letter of resignation is blasphemous to the core
That will send me to my eternal torment forever more”.


Signed: Your creation with love