Poetry competition CLOSED 24th December 2019 12:57pm
WINNER
Zaynab_kamoonpury
Zaynab_kamoonpury
RUNNERS-UP:
wallyroo92
and Blackwolf
Magical Mathematics
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C4LCUL471N6 P4R4LL3L5
(from the 5th dimension psych ward)
0M6, my dy5l3x14...
1’v3 607 4 5pl1771n6 h34d4ch3
7h47 f457 !
Wh47 3v3r 5h4ll 83c0m3 0f m3 ?
8u7 w417 4 m1nu73, 7h15 74k35 m3
1n 7h3 “W4y84ck M4ch1n3, w17h
Mr. P3480dy, 4nd 1’m 5h3rm4n,
1n my pr35ch00l cl455 d4y5, 4nd
4ll 7h3 w4y 70 wh3n 17 w45 71m3
70 f1n4lly 6r4du473, 70 35c4p3 !
My 8r41n w4n73d 70 expl0d3 !
‘C4u53 3v3n 7h0u6h 1 l0v3d
601n6 70 5ch00l, 35p3c14lly f0r
H1570ry, 3n6l15h, 5c13nc3, 7h3 4r75,
60d f0r607 70 61f7 m3 w17h 7h3
M47h3m471c4l p4r7 0f 7h3 8r41n.
7h47 h4d 70 83 17, wh47 3l53 !
1 c0uldn’7 f16ur3 0u7 7h3 m0r3
c0mpl1c473d 3qu4710n5 0nc3 1
607 83y0nd 7n3 8451c5: 70 4dd,
5u87r4c7, mul71ply 4nd d1v1d3.
Wh3n 17 c4m3 70 7h3 7h1nn3r 41r
0f 4l638r4, 630m37ry 4nd
7r160n0m37ry, wh47 d1d 1 n33d
4ll 7h47 5h17 f0r ? Wh47 4 w4573.
1 und3r5700d L471n 83773r 7h4n 7h47.
1 h473d 4ny7h1n6 70 d0 w17h
4r17hm371c, c4lculu5, m47h, 84h !
8u7 w417 ju57 4 d0660n3 m1nu73.
83f0r3 1 kn3w 4ny7h1n6 480u7
831n6 dy5l3x1c, wh3n 734ch3r5
4nd k1d5 47 5ch00l w0uld 74un7
4nd 73453, 4nd 54y m34n 7h1n6
7h47 w3n7 0v3r 4 y0un6 h34d,
L1k3, “15 5h3 r374rd3d ?”, 0r m4y83
“5h3’5 57up1d, 0r ju57 l42y”, 0r
“5h3’5 7h47 w4y 70 637 4773n710n”,
My 8r41n, un83kn0wn57 70 my53lf,
w45 4lr34dy l34rn1n6 70 83
cunn1n6, 4nd c0p3, w45 7h3r3 h0p3 ?
“4m 1 k1dd1n6 y0u ?” 8r41n p0k3d,
“L00k 47 4ll 7h3 5u8j3c75 y0u l0v3,
4nb 571ll d0 !”, 17 h0ll3r3d 47 m3.
17 607 m3 7h1nk1n6 480u7 7h3 5p0r75
1n wh1ch 1 3xc3ll3d; 4rch3ry, 15 0n3.
5c13nc3; h0w 4n07h3r l0v3, 457r0n0my
w45 c0nn3c73d 70 17. Wh1l3 h1570ry
4nd l4n6u4635 f3d 1n70 my
08535510n5 70 kn0w 3v3r m0r3.
W17h 4ll 0f 7h3 c0p1n6 m3ch4n15m5
7h15 8r41n’5 6r3y m4773r d3v3l0p3d,
4nd 571l l d035 w17h 34ch p4551h6 d4y,
70637h3r, w3’v3 l34rn3d h0w 70 l1v3
4nd c0p3 4l0n651d3 0f M47hm471c5,
wh1ch 3x1575 1n 3v3ry7h1n6 1 l0v3;
4nd 7h47’5 50 f45c1n471n6 70 m3 !
0M6, my dy5l3x14...
1’v3 607 4 5pl1771n6 h34d4ch3
7h47 f457 !
Wh47 3v3r 5h4ll 83c0m3 0f m3 ?
8u7 w417 4 m1nu73, 7h15 74k35 m3
1n 7h3 “W4y84ck M4ch1n3, w17h
Mr. P3480dy, 4nd 1’m 5h3rm4n,
1n my pr35ch00l cl455 d4y5, 4nd
4ll 7h3 w4y 70 wh3n 17 w45 71m3
70 f1n4lly 6r4du473, 70 35c4p3 !
My 8r41n w4n73d 70 expl0d3 !
‘C4u53 3v3n 7h0u6h 1 l0v3d
601n6 70 5ch00l, 35p3c14lly f0r
H1570ry, 3n6l15h, 5c13nc3, 7h3 4r75,
60d f0r607 70 61f7 m3 w17h 7h3
M47h3m471c4l p4r7 0f 7h3 8r41n.
7h47 h4d 70 83 17, wh47 3l53 !
1 c0uldn’7 f16ur3 0u7 7h3 m0r3
c0mpl1c473d 3qu4710n5 0nc3 1
607 83y0nd 7n3 8451c5: 70 4dd,
5u87r4c7, mul71ply 4nd d1v1d3.
Wh3n 17 c4m3 70 7h3 7h1nn3r 41r
0f 4l638r4, 630m37ry 4nd
7r160n0m37ry, wh47 d1d 1 n33d
4ll 7h47 5h17 f0r ? Wh47 4 w4573.
1 und3r5700d L471n 83773r 7h4n 7h47.
1 h473d 4ny7h1n6 70 d0 w17h
4r17hm371c, c4lculu5, m47h, 84h !
8u7 w417 ju57 4 d0660n3 m1nu73.
83f0r3 1 kn3w 4ny7h1n6 480u7
831n6 dy5l3x1c, wh3n 734ch3r5
4nd k1d5 47 5ch00l w0uld 74un7
4nd 73453, 4nd 54y m34n 7h1n6
7h47 w3n7 0v3r 4 y0un6 h34d,
L1k3, “15 5h3 r374rd3d ?”, 0r m4y83
“5h3’5 57up1d, 0r ju57 l42y”, 0r
“5h3’5 7h47 w4y 70 637 4773n710n”,
My 8r41n, un83kn0wn57 70 my53lf,
w45 4lr34dy l34rn1n6 70 83
cunn1n6, 4nd c0p3, w45 7h3r3 h0p3 ?
“4m 1 k1dd1n6 y0u ?” 8r41n p0k3d,
“L00k 47 4ll 7h3 5u8j3c75 y0u l0v3,
4nb 571ll d0 !”, 17 h0ll3r3d 47 m3.
17 607 m3 7h1nk1n6 480u7 7h3 5p0r75
1n wh1ch 1 3xc3ll3d; 4rch3ry, 15 0n3.
5c13nc3; h0w 4n07h3r l0v3, 457r0n0my
w45 c0nn3c73d 70 17. Wh1l3 h1570ry
4nd l4n6u4635 f3d 1n70 my
08535510n5 70 kn0w 3v3r m0r3.
W17h 4ll 0f 7h3 c0p1n6 m3ch4n15m5
7h15 8r41n’5 6r3y m4773r d3v3l0p3d,
4nd 571l l d035 w17h 34ch p4551h6 d4y,
70637h3r, w3’v3 l34rn3d h0w 70 l1v3
4nd c0p3 4l0n651d3 0f M47hm471c5,
wh1ch 3x1575 1n 3v3ry7h1n6 1 l0v3;
4nd 7h47’5 50 f45c1n471n6 70 m3 !
Written by Jade-Pandora
(jade tiger)
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Math Without Wrath : Paint By Number
Circle With A Circumference Of !000
And A Diameter Of Three Eighteen
I Am Sure Any Who Can Work With
Mathematics Know Exactly What I Mean ;
Most Would Then Perceive , I Believe
The Magical Ratio Implied To Horatio
Of Strange Things In The World Unfurled
When One Considers 318 In Hebrew To Be
A Square , Yet More Even A Cube , You See
For If One Understands , I Have Just Fufilled
A Demand To Square A Circle Quite Skilled
Yet Even More Is In Store If Down To The Core
As One Five Nine In Hebrew Is Value For Point
As The Circle With Two Points I Aptly Anoint
Rather Than The Square So Artfully Put There
And Now It Is Just The Circle Looking At You
And A Diameter Of Three Eighteen
I Am Sure Any Who Can Work With
Mathematics Know Exactly What I Mean ;
Most Would Then Perceive , I Believe
The Magical Ratio Implied To Horatio
Of Strange Things In The World Unfurled
When One Considers 318 In Hebrew To Be
A Square , Yet More Even A Cube , You See
For If One Understands , I Have Just Fufilled
A Demand To Square A Circle Quite Skilled
Yet Even More Is In Store If Down To The Core
As One Five Nine In Hebrew Is Value For Point
As The Circle With Two Points I Aptly Anoint
Rather Than The Square So Artfully Put There
And Now It Is Just The Circle Looking At You
Written by Blackwolf
(I.M.Blackwolf)
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i am not certain i can express the stats and workings of how my brain processes math.
You, Em, do recall how i told You of a time in my growing up in the 4th grade where i took a math test and the Teacher failed me because while i DID GET ALL THE RIGHT ANSWERS she didn't understand the work i showed how i arrived at each answer and so failed me on the basis that i didn't perform the test based on her teaching methods................after that i nearly became a criminal until i met a Teacher in 7th grade who praised me for thinking outside of boxes.......but she was a Social Studies Teacher.
TRUTH be KNOWN?
anything Mathematics, elicits tears each time i Feel the equations and logic.
& because i know no one understands
it fucking makes me cry violently more. I can't -- am unable to explain my personal WHY, but no one cares about a indigent prodigy who sees spirits.
Yeah................am remembering shit and crying
You, Em, do recall how i told You of a time in my growing up in the 4th grade where i took a math test and the Teacher failed me because while i DID GET ALL THE RIGHT ANSWERS she didn't understand the work i showed how i arrived at each answer and so failed me on the basis that i didn't perform the test based on her teaching methods................after that i nearly became a criminal until i met a Teacher in 7th grade who praised me for thinking outside of boxes.......but she was a Social Studies Teacher.
TRUTH be KNOWN?
anything Mathematics, elicits tears each time i Feel the equations and logic.
& because i know no one understands
it fucking makes me cry violently more. I can't -- am unable to explain my personal WHY, but no one cares about a indigent prodigy who sees spirits.
Yeah................am remembering shit and crying
Anonymous
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Tallen said: but no one cares about a indigent prodigy who sees spirits
My friend , Tallen...
That is exactly the type of person I love to have as a friend ;
I have been speaking the "language of the spirits" for many years now ,
and writing thousands of pages of code , explaining and documenting
this realm and other dimensions...
I do understand the "other reality" which interfaces with , and rules this
reality , which most see as the only , or "true" reality...
Know there are many like you...I have taught a number of them , and
met others , some who were born that way , *or * woke up...
Hang in there ! There are more of us than you know !
My friend , Tallen...
That is exactly the type of person I love to have as a friend ;
I have been speaking the "language of the spirits" for many years now ,
and writing thousands of pages of code , explaining and documenting
this realm and other dimensions...
I do understand the "other reality" which interfaces with , and rules this
reality , which most see as the only , or "true" reality...
Know there are many like you...I have taught a number of them , and
met others , some who were born that way , *or * woke up...
Hang in there ! There are more of us than you know !
Marital math
After marriage we become two in one
And as it takes two to make a child
Soon love has to be divided between your other half and kids
and as they multiply
we tend to become a little calculative.
I was never as good at math as at science
So I quarter the dinner pie
and let my hubby tutor the kids on the pi
In married life you have to subtract negative numbers
to bring out the positive ones
to round it off as a near success
Even when your partner, is not a common denominator
Adaptation, love , respect plus fidelity is the must equation
And can solve many marital problems if you do the math.
And while the dad or tutor teaches your offshoots about square roots
you can dial the number of your parents, your very roots
As parents we rise from zero to superhero, esp since there's profit and loss in the whole package...
Do spend a significant fraction of your time expressing love to your spouse
Even if a new addition to the family can really be equivalent to a lil time thief
Yet as baby slumbers and the kids ponder upon algebraic expressions
you can find time to escape into romantic expressions.
You need to look at life from a different angle sometimes
It can be hard for me since my hubby can be so obtuse at times.
You need to develop an acute awareness of your spouse's changing moods.
This could add up to a sum of marital bliss with you ,the spouse and kids
as equivalent fractions
like the equal sides of an isosceles
but in a sort of a love triangle.
Don't any of you be mean as the percentages of divorce rise due to mod factors.
Everything you say may count in a relationship
The simplest math for best results is to give love
to increase the quotient of love in a marriage.
Written by Zaynab_kamoonpury
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Math Class
Math is the Devil, its poison so lethal
Since the situations evil, I guess I’m just Knievel
The Square Root of pie is a lie my brotha,
Don’t ask me for an answer, so you better find another
So please excuse my dear Aunt Sally,
If I don’t get out this class I could end up in an alley
Everyday’s a test, everyday’s a trial
I need to do my work bout educo’s jus foul
In fact he’s the enemy, your girl so into me
And I’m into her, so I gotta make her scream
Just an hour and 50 sittin in this class,
I use to be a winner but with math I’m jus last
My mind is a mess from this bullshit that I’m feed,
Thinking its easier taking a bullet to the head
The Instructor says to you, evaluate the polynomial,
And if you can’t than he will think it’s something wrong with you
Scientific Notation
Gonna put me on probation
Only academic
Cause math is no gimmick
And neither is my life,
But all this strain and strife
Just to pass a class
Gonna shatter my spirit like its made of glass
So x varies directly with y, but all I do is sigh
And my question is why?
Im not gonna need this, it’s not in my field
This math is a Killer, Its kill or be killed
All the class texting, we all on the phones
IMing on facebook getting in the zone
Don’t need a B, can’t get an A
So Jus deal out the C’s, so we can call it a day
Since the situations evil, I guess I’m just Knievel
The Square Root of pie is a lie my brotha,
Don’t ask me for an answer, so you better find another
So please excuse my dear Aunt Sally,
If I don’t get out this class I could end up in an alley
Everyday’s a test, everyday’s a trial
I need to do my work bout educo’s jus foul
In fact he’s the enemy, your girl so into me
And I’m into her, so I gotta make her scream
Just an hour and 50 sittin in this class,
I use to be a winner but with math I’m jus last
My mind is a mess from this bullshit that I’m feed,
Thinking its easier taking a bullet to the head
The Instructor says to you, evaluate the polynomial,
And if you can’t than he will think it’s something wrong with you
Scientific Notation
Gonna put me on probation
Only academic
Cause math is no gimmick
And neither is my life,
But all this strain and strife
Just to pass a class
Gonna shatter my spirit like its made of glass
So x varies directly with y, but all I do is sigh
And my question is why?
Im not gonna need this, it’s not in my field
This math is a Killer, Its kill or be killed
All the class texting, we all on the phones
IMing on facebook getting in the zone
Don’t need a B, can’t get an A
So Jus deal out the C’s, so we can call it a day
Written by FreeLove87
(SamuraiEde)
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