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Math Class

Math is the Devil, its poison so lethal
Since the situations evil, I guess I’m just Knievel    

The Square Root of pie is a lie my brotha,
Don’t ask me for an answer, so you better find another

So please excuse my dear Aunt Sally,
If I don’t get out this class I could end up in an alley

Everyday’s a test, everyday’s a trial
I need to do my work bout educo’s jus foul

In fact he’s the enemy, your girl so into me
And I’m into her, so I gotta make her scream

Just an hour and 50 sittin in this class,
I use to be a winner but with math I’m jus last

My mind is a mess from this bullshit that I’m feed,
Thinking its easier taking a bullet to the head

The Instructor says to you, evaluate the polynomial,
And if you can’t than he will think it’s something wrong with you

Scientific Notation
Gonna put me on probation

Only academic
Cause math is no gimmick  

And neither is my life,
But all this strain and strife

Just to pass a class
Gonna shatter my spirit like its made of glass

So x varies directly with y, but all I do is sigh
And my question is why?

Im not gonna need this, it’s not in my field
This math is a Killer, Its kill or be killed

All the class texting, we all on the phones
IMing on facebook getting in the zone

Don’t need a B, can’t get an A
So Jus deal out the C’s, so we can call it a day
Written by FreeLove87 (SamuraiEde)
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Author's Note
I thought I posted this already but oh well...
I wrote this when I was taking a math class in undergrad so its kinda old
needless to say math has never been my strong suit :-D
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