Poetry competition CLOSED 7th December 2018 2:30pm
WINNER
Matilda (Jusmaryt)
Matilda (Jusmaryt)
RUNNERS-UP:
wallyroo92
and snugglebuck
Joke shelter/Nov2018
First Date All Over Again🍟
(Limericks)
One day Joe was eating some fries
When who should he happen to spy,
An ex he once knew
Now mother of two,
And undressed the girl with his eyes.
She noticed and made eye contact
And smiled at him to interact.
Joe started to squirm,
His package was firm,
Was lucky that he could attract.
But suddenly he felt so gay,
Like it was date one of first day.
He smiled at the miss,
Who yearned for a kiss,
And later perhaps a hot lay.
The rest of the meal they would talk,
Forgetting to eat what they'd bought.
They acted like teens,
Their jokes full o' beans,
Then put up a sign "Do Not Knock".
