Poetry competition CLOSED 30th April 2018 10:06pm
WINNER
Blackwolf (I.M.Blackwolf)
Blackwolf (I.M.Blackwolf)
RUNNERS-UP:
case28
and David_Macleod
Calling all Vogons!
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Miss_Sub said:(I run the Loud Speaker Poetry audio / video group with Gazellemon... just as a side note, please come and join us for further help, we’d be glad to have you and anybody else that needs audio help 👍🏻
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Sex shampoo..
1. Fuck, lather, rinse and repeat..
2 .For best results follow with Fucking conditioner...
2 .For best results follow with Fucking conditioner...
Written by runaway-mindtrain
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larinkle Crowder
bacon powder, baking powder
always screams so much louder
Like a crispy Niki Lauda
boiled up in banana chowder
of this poem I couldn't be prouder
as it all end rhymes with "periwinkle
didn't come up with easy rhymes
like crinkle, finkle, tinkle balamalinkle
strinkle, mamameea-mamameeaprinkle
scaramoushe, scaramoushe will you do
the fandrinkle
May the Lard bless you
and your eggs over easy
and your asthmatic chest
puffed out and wheezy
giraffes make great pets
they can play fetch anywhere
I need to buy something
do you have change for a gyzonk
bacon powder, baking powder
always screams so much louder
Like a crispy Niki Lauda
boiled up in banana chowder
of this poem I couldn't be prouder
as it all end rhymes with "periwinkle
didn't come up with easy rhymes
like crinkle, finkle, tinkle balamalinkle
strinkle, mamameea-mamameeaprinkle
scaramoushe, scaramoushe will you do
the fandrinkle
May the Lard bless you
and your eggs over easy
and your asthmatic chest
puffed out and wheezy
giraffes make great pets
they can play fetch anywhere
I need to buy something
do you have change for a gyzonk
♤◇♧♡~Xxx~The Very Cliche~xxX~♡♧◇♤
Slipping sorrow runs crimson through my veins
I am drowning in a cold sea...
A sea of pain
And you're words are swords
I am wailing,
Wailing
Wailing...
But you cannot hear my screams!
Why don't you see me!?
Mascara bleeds from my eyes
I am lost...
Down,
Down,
Down...
I drown,
Drown
Drown
You've stolen the breath from my lungs
I give myself to the dark...
Slipping sorrow runs crimson through my veins
I am drowning in a cold sea...
A sea of pain
And you're words are swords
I am wailing,
Wailing
Wailing...
But you cannot hear my screams!
Why don't you see me!?
Mascara bleeds from my eyes
I am lost...
Down,
Down,
Down...
I drown,
Drown
Drown
You've stolen the breath from my lungs
I give myself to the dark...
So , I finally got around to doing this :
Here is my reading of my poem from my post on page one :
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dEodvpwdr8
Here is my reading of my poem from my post on page one :
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dEodvpwdr8
Away
Away ...
Away from everyone,
Among the green forests.
The chirping of the birds;
Nevertheless,
Their voices follow me everywhere.
Away...
Away from all.
Isolated from city's graying.
Deprived of modernity.
I can see their shadow.
Away...
Far away...
From blood & soul.
In different worlds,
Feeling a little better.
This blue sky!
Will not go far away.
Away from everyone,
Among the green forests.
The chirping of the birds;
Nevertheless,
Their voices follow me everywhere.
Away...
Away from all.
Isolated from city's graying.
Deprived of modernity.
I can see their shadow.
Away...
Far away...
From blood & soul.
In different worlds,
Feeling a little better.
This blue sky!
Will not go far away.
Written by shaniadittee7
(Avengers)
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Death By Cheerios
The honey-nut variety
From half a dozen of its ilk.
Just bone dry without any milk,
No almond, soy or coconut.
I honestly can’t say the words.
I’m eating it like raisin turds.
There goes one flying by my face,
I tried to toss it, missed a space.
I’ll never find it on the rug,
These bastards do me like a drug!
And 6 months later, petrified,
I’ll find it laying where it died.
It tried committing suicide,
With other brothers mummified.
It’s really gross, I’ll relocate
Just ‘cause of something that I ate.
I’ll catch my death because I froze
In my car eating Cheerios!
photo/art manip credit: Amelie Twist
Copyright©️2018 Jade Pandora. All Rights Reserved.
NaPo/GloPoWriMo 2018
From half a dozen of its ilk.
Just bone dry without any milk,
No almond, soy or coconut.
I honestly can’t say the words.
I’m eating it like raisin turds.
There goes one flying by my face,
I tried to toss it, missed a space.
I’ll never find it on the rug,
These bastards do me like a drug!
And 6 months later, petrified,
I’ll find it laying where it died.
It tried committing suicide,
With other brothers mummified.
It’s really gross, I’ll relocate
Just ‘cause of something that I ate.
I’ll catch my death because I froze
In my car eating Cheerios!
photo/art manip credit: Amelie Twist
Copyright©️2018 Jade Pandora. All Rights Reserved.
NaPo/GloPoWriMo 2018
Written by Jade-Pandora
(jade tiger)
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Anonymous
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Thank you for bringing that humorous entry to the table, Jade-Pandora! We're getting close to the mark now!
Thank you for bringing that humorous entry to the table, Jade-Pandora! We're getting close to the mark now!
