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Poetry competition CLOSED 24th March 2017 9:38am
WINNER
snugglebuck
snugglebuck
RUNNER-UP:
Jade-Pandora
Sex is Fun
Poetry Contest Description
Write a short poem of a joyous or preferably humerous erotic encounter
Many people take sex too seriously; sex is fun, You should be able to see the funny side when things do not go to plan. Both (all) participants should get equal enjoyment,
Some examples:-
Back to the bed for the night
The prospect was a delight
We planned to make love until morning
But we dropped off to sleep without warning
xxxx
The hair on his girl was bright red
When he persuaded her into his bed
He hoped he would find
Her the natural kind
With a bush in her knickers quite red
He was in for quite a shock
As he quickly removed her frock
Her cunt was shaved bare
Quite devoid of hair
None left not even a lock
xxx
Rules
Keep them short
As many as you like
New or old
Some examples:-
Back to the bed for the night
The prospect was a delight
We planned to make love until morning
But we dropped off to sleep without warning
xxxx
The hair on his girl was bright red
When he persuaded her into his bed
He hoped he would find
Her the natural kind
With a bush in her knickers quite red
He was in for quite a shock
As he quickly removed her frock
Her cunt was shaved bare
Quite devoid of hair
None left not even a lock
xxx
Rules
Keep them short
As many as you like
New or old
No sex No fun
Not enough dollars in the passed hat
for our exotic erotic rendezvous
to escape the New York winter blues
as the landlord of my cold water flat
soaked up my last dime and my wet
dream dried up into a slumber of sand
made worse by her he man rat of an ex
smelling blood and swooping in that day
with a titillating offer of a week’s stay
for a fun loving and frolicking pair
in his love den of a timeshare
just down the road from Disneyland
whereupon she left on the next JetBlue
leaving me with nothing to do
but to crawl under a blanket
with a family of fleas coddling a limp
dick in my hand and cutting cheese until
spring hopefully puts my mind at ease.
Not enough dollars in the passed hat
for our exotic erotic rendezvous
to escape the New York winter blues
as the landlord of my cold water flat
soaked up my last dime and my wet
dream dried up into a slumber of sand
made worse by her he man rat of an ex
smelling blood and swooping in that day
with a titillating offer of a week’s stay
for a fun loving and frolicking pair
in his love den of a timeshare
just down the road from Disneyland
whereupon she left on the next JetBlue
leaving me with nothing to do
but to crawl under a blanket
with a family of fleas coddling a limp
dick in my hand and cutting cheese until
spring hopefully puts my mind at ease.
Backseat
The windows have all fogged over,
there's a new-money smell to my hair,
panties coil round my ankle resting
snug against your head, while
night descends and takes us where
the tires fear to tread,
throwing caution to the wind—
radio blasting "Muskrat Love".
The windows have all fogged over,
there's a new-money smell to my hair,
panties coil round my ankle resting
snug against your head, while
night descends and takes us where
the tires fear to tread,
throwing caution to the wind—
radio blasting "Muskrat Love".
surprise! for the man I can't get enough of—
a cinched corset of butter-yellow leather
making my hips wider than they are
no room left for air,
its bone and sinew replace my own,
the stocking top ostrich trim tickles
don't be fooled lover, lying back, head cradled,
or is it I who will be with my talent packaged thus—
we'll have fun finding out
riding crop in hand facing away,
I ease on to straddle you
for a rigorous canter, you knew I would
and when I think I've bested you in your intrigue,
you reach and pull the laces tighter
till I flutter and swoon
Anonymous
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Poetess and Leather
(a sonnet)
Her words suspend, tight knots in lover’s sling.
I rise with every harness buckle’s bend,
With every snap of leather’s rawhide sting,
With every dig that painted nails could lend.
Her pony boy would gladly take her bit,
Her mane and tackle, tail plug’s gracious gift.
To ride her pleasure, on my saddle sit.
Our home dressage that shows my measured lift.
If I displease, then let me feel its cost,
For this Ring Miss’tress wields a master’s whip.
So strap and bend, that not one lash is lost.
Hard lessons earned from teacher’s forceful quip.
I linger long, this poet’s language gain,
And focus hard to learn her pleasing pain.
Her words suspend, tight knots in lover’s sling.
I rise with every harness buckle’s bend,
With every snap of leather’s rawhide sting,
With every dig that painted nails could lend.
Her pony boy would gladly take her bit,
Her mane and tackle, tail plug’s gracious gift.
To ride her pleasure, on my saddle sit.
Our home dressage that shows my measured lift.
If I displease, then let me feel its cost,
For this Ring Miss’tress wields a master’s whip.
So strap and bend, that not one lash is lost.
Hard lessons earned from teacher’s forceful quip.
I linger long, this poet’s language gain,
And focus hard to learn her pleasing pain.
Written by Hepcat61
(geoff cat)
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Hell Snuggle buck...
Rub a dub dub
I'll have a go at your nub...
Does it always shrink like that in the tub?
I get you want a handy job..
But for full stroke...i need more than the knob...
Sorry...but you will need
Neil and Bob
They are waiting in the next room ...ha...just kidding
I don't mind a new bruise on the knee
To see the charming Snugglebuck pleased...
I wouldn't want you to think me a tease...
Doubtful....hehehe
So dry off baby
Don't make me wonder
If I can turn that turtle turns into anaconda
With Calamity as your snake charmer.....
I
Rub a dub dub
I'll have a go at your nub...
Does it always shrink like that in the tub?
I get you want a handy job..
But for full stroke...i need more than the knob...
Sorry...but you will need
Neil and Bob
They are waiting in the next room ...ha...just kidding
I don't mind a new bruise on the knee
To see the charming Snugglebuck pleased...
I wouldn't want you to think me a tease...
Doubtful....hehehe
So dry off baby
Don't make me wonder
If I can turn that turtle turns into anaconda
With Calamity as your snake charmer.....
I
It was Fun
sex around the clock
what fun
a honeymoon
worth repeating
lets dance
bathtub
and sunny side up
doggy
and bow wow
what a bone-r
edge of the chair
legs on armrest
o what a nest
placing the...
no not the eggs
flip flop
do hip hop
bopping from the hip
like a pumped up piston
mind the bed post
shower gel
and lots of foam
which one is....
don't swallow!
could be soap
so is sex fun
o yes and more than once
running through the house
getting it on
where we rest
no...not at the oven
bread's a-baking...
o dear!
and to the garden
at twilight
birthday suit well washed
mind the...
garden rake!
sex around the clock
what fun
a honeymoon
worth repeating
lets dance
bathtub
and sunny side up
doggy
and bow wow
what a bone-r
edge of the chair
legs on armrest
o what a nest
placing the...
no not the eggs
flip flop
do hip hop
bopping from the hip
like a pumped up piston
mind the bed post
shower gel
and lots of foam
which one is....
don't swallow!
could be soap
so is sex fun
o yes and more than once
running through the house
getting it on
where we rest
no...not at the oven
bread's a-baking...
o dear!
and to the garden
at twilight
birthday suit well washed
mind the...
garden rake!
Anonymous
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cafe flesh
i want to suck you off
the barista unwittingly said when she
looked me up and down
would you be so kind
i replied
and ordered a long black
my gaze poured down her curves
spilled over the counter as she
drew my name in the shape of a cock
on the paper cup
the waitress
attuned to the proposition
asked if i’d fancy a slice of raisin toast
with
melted butter
the depraved tap of pen
against her tooth was a signal
[mister] fuck me in the asshole
was the deciphered code
sounds good
i’m ravenous
was my reply
the barista’s breasts quivered
when she slammed the portafilter handle
emptied the last shot and reloaded
then firmly pressed the tamper puck
cutlery and glass chimed
tables and chairs trembled
when the machine burst into action
grinding aromatic coffee bean
spluttering froth and steam
it was blatantly clear
the customers
they weren't in this joint only for the brew
the women relished the ramshackle vibe
and the men were mystified
by the business of breakfast
Written by case28
(Alexander Case)
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My design
Hello, nice to meet you
Now can i get inside you
Enraged ,I crave lust
I need someone to fuck!
Enslave, I must
Someone to be struck!
Gasping for air Between each thrust!
We stare, We lock eyes,
Then lips Subtle cries.
Between the hips ,A tight grip
My cock so thick,
Forcing you to submit!
My dominance Superior
All are inferior!
I penetrate i rape,
I belittle I infatuate !
Obsessed with bliss
We cum and we kiss!
We lock eyes
Then lips,
Subtle cries
Between the hips .
a tight grip
my cock so thick
You squirm
And you scream
And In pain and in pleasure
You beg for me
For More
For More
For More
I taunt you and tease
I trick you into displease
Then i pleasure you with ease
Then bring you down to your knees
My cock down your throat
Slowly you choke
Heart beating faster Faster
Fear me Im your master
You beg me for more
I love you Sweet whore
You beg me for more
Though i love you no more
Cum on your face
Cum in your mouth
Cum in your pussy
Now get out of my house
...............................................
Coming back so soon
You must love the abuse
I love to abuse
I love to choose
Sleeping so softly
You skin so silky
I pamper you gently
Im not always so friendly
Though i take care of my toys
Im not like most boys
I am rough but dont destroy
I want you to enjoy
You question my intentions
Confused by my actions
I punish
I reward
I never get bored
You feel so loved
You feel so hated
I am the love
Ill love you for ages
How much can you take
Ill take my time
Ill ease you into it
A beautiful crime
This is my design
Now can i get inside you
Enraged ,I crave lust
I need someone to fuck!
Enslave, I must
Someone to be struck!
Gasping for air Between each thrust!
We stare, We lock eyes,
Then lips Subtle cries.
Between the hips ,A tight grip
My cock so thick,
Forcing you to submit!
My dominance Superior
All are inferior!
I penetrate i rape,
I belittle I infatuate !
Obsessed with bliss
We cum and we kiss!
We lock eyes
Then lips,
Subtle cries
Between the hips .
a tight grip
my cock so thick
You squirm
And you scream
And In pain and in pleasure
You beg for me
For More
For More
For More
I taunt you and tease
I trick you into displease
Then i pleasure you with ease
Then bring you down to your knees
My cock down your throat
Slowly you choke
Heart beating faster Faster
Fear me Im your master
You beg me for more
I love you Sweet whore
You beg me for more
Though i love you no more
Cum on your face
Cum in your mouth
Cum in your pussy
Now get out of my house
...............................................
Coming back so soon
You must love the abuse
I love to abuse
I love to choose
Sleeping so softly
You skin so silky
I pamper you gently
Im not always so friendly
Though i take care of my toys
Im not like most boys
I am rough but dont destroy
I want you to enjoy
You question my intentions
Confused by my actions
I punish
I reward
I never get bored
You feel so loved
You feel so hated
I am the love
Ill love you for ages
How much can you take
Ill take my time
Ill ease you into it
A beautiful crime
This is my design
Written by Leo_Sunset
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In amongst the cabbages, on the shores near the sea, even in a tree house surrounded by leaves.Some may call it sex we prefer to say making love.Everytime we do it the connection is beautiful we can reach amazing heights with our imaginary wings, a gift from a dove.In amongst the brambles then afterwards removing needles from our thighs, walking away laughing both feeling like we are on cloud nine 🌈👫
