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Unimaginative poetry

Zazzles
Broomie
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Twat did you say?

There once was a man named *Johnson *wang          
deep in the south is where he hangs          
He sucks many slits     
and licks lots of clits
cause he loves him some sweet *pooty~*tang  

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Pariah Shadow
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I heard a song, it inspired a line
It sucked
I kicked a chicken
It clucked
I sneezed, snot flung
I spit on a big dude
I got my bell rung.

archetype23
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Hither and thither I'm fond of raw liver
yon and beyond, of liver I'm fond
liver sweet liver it seems in my dreams
that I see your fair quiver,
your slick greasy gleams
liver come hither and sit in my side
liver it's dire that you must survive

dejure
vick
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Zazzles said:Twat did you say?

There once was a man named *Johnson *wang          
deep in the south is where he hangs          
He sucks many slits     
and licks lots of clits
cause he loves him some sweet *pooty~*tang  


There once was a woman named *Scarlet *wang          
deep in the south is where she hangs          
She sucks many dicks      
and licks lots of shits
cause she loves her some sweet *pooty~*tang  


Zazzles
Broomie
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dejure said:

There once was a woman named *Scarlet *wang          
deep in the south is where she hangs          
She sucks many dicks      
and licks lots of shits
cause she loves her some sweet *pooty~*tang  



There once was a man named dejure
for a buck he will show his swirve
from under the covers
he blows nick his new lover
by morning it's all a big blur!


LOL:!!!

Page_Writer
Mad Girl
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Poem

Where were you, when I had writer's block?
When my creativity was off?
When I couldn't think?
When I couldn't talk?
Where were you, when I had writer's block?

dejure
vick
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There once was a woman named zazzle
for a buck she will drink some jizzle
she bent on her knees
begged di-yu-rey please
and she blowed me in the drizzle
 



Zazzles
Broomie
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LOL!
kk let's move on ")


Zazzles
Broomie
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http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b43/tabithadrake/jailfunny_zpsdcikfjj6.jpg

Three word Inspiration Challenge.  
2012 on Dup[/i] Door, plank, collar  
   

He said his ass hurts,    
lmao! 23 years in prison,  
for shame for shame.  
His lungs looked as black as a freshly paved highway  
from all the tobacco he smoked over the years.  
The door to freedom never did open for him again.  
Always with a sore ass he remains state property.  
He sighs as he mops over a loose plank  
in the gymnasium floor thinking back  
on a life long since gone,  
as he now and forever remains  
clad in a prison collar.  



archetype23
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She's like a pretty flower
I need to pick it. yeah...
metal power, lick it. yeah..
bang my head and bang the flower...
Yeah...

lepperochan
CraicDealer
Guardian of Shadows
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Joined 1st Apr 2011
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Dawn brought sun
  sun brought light
 light brought birds  
birds brought noise

       noise killed the sleep
which had killed the stuff
which had killed everything  

calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
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If i had to walk around with no clothes
Id try hard to fart clouds of rainbows
Juzta color up purty mih big ol butt
N If that fart got to feeel like a rut
Id stick a roman candle out mih rear
But mindful of mih hair above mih ear
If da roman candle burnt mih bald slick
Ilook rainbow butt uncircumcised dick
could always dangle bells of my titties
N hear i's round by color smelly n ditty


calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
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Ha! Zazzles!! Love it!

Cannaballester
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Unused Imagination,,,
She Was A Very Beautiful Woman,,,
And She Was very Beautiful To See,,,
But That Fucking Dress Was In The Way,,,
So Take It Off For Me,,,

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