Poetry competition CLOSED 22nd September 2014 9:03pm
WINNER
lepperochan (CraicDealer)
lepperochan (CraicDealer)
RUNNERS-UP:
Savaja
and sektioN8ty
Coo Me a Picture
Poetry Contest Description
Coo me a picture in 50 words...OR LESS:D
Rhythm and flow counts, be it R&B, staccato, rap, nursery or your own marching beat...whatever swings you left to right when balls be hang'n low. (Gals, don't go git'n your drawers in a dust, I knows y'all are pack'n...virtual or otherwise:D)
I's like saucy, tongue tapping twizzlers and a bit of cheeky puzzledoings, if possible. Let's not forget the power of brevity...strip it down to a rich umber base and some tam tams for excitement (Yummers:D) Think about all one can say in just 17 simple syllables...magical.
If you don't know what I'm looking for, no worries...neither do I. I never do, but it will sing to me when it comes down the pipe. Always does:D
Good luck and happy Coooing
P.S. There will be no judging the judge...I am the KING! (or, ya' know...the nekkid emperor showing off his jewelry:D
Blessings,
Raf
I's like saucy, tongue tapping twizzlers and a bit of cheeky puzzledoings, if possible. Let's not forget the power of brevity...strip it down to a rich umber base and some tam tams for excitement (Yummers:D) Think about all one can say in just 17 simple syllables...magical.
If you don't know what I'm looking for, no worries...neither do I. I never do, but it will sing to me when it comes down the pipe. Always does:D
Good luck and happy Coooing
P.S. There will be no judging the judge...I am the KING! (or, ya' know...the nekkid emperor showing off his jewelry:D
Blessings,
Raf
Anonymous
how many entries are we allowed to place?
Here's one of mine for now (which I wrote under another pen name previously.)
Need a starry eyed man in this gutter
who can give me a butterfly flutter
with tongue twist tease tie
and loose lisp of slipped sigh.
I could even enjoy a good stutter.
----*Limmerlick*
Enjoy your cump, Ralf. :)
Here's one of mine for now (which I wrote under another pen name previously.)
Need a starry eyed man in this gutter
who can give me a butterfly flutter
with tongue twist tease tie
and loose lisp of slipped sigh.
I could even enjoy a good stutter.
----*Limmerlick*
Enjoy your cump, Ralf. :)
HollyDove said:how many entries are we allowed to place?
Here's one of mine for now (which I wrote under another pen name previously.)
Need a starry eyed man in this gutter
who can give me a butterfly flutter
with tongue twist tease tie
and loose lisp of slipped sigh.
I could even enjoy a good stutter.
----*Limmerlick*
Enjoy your cump, Ralf. :)
HaHa! Now that's a twizzler I can really rap my t*t*t* tongue about!
No limit on entries...BUT, be fair warned. Just like with me mum, too much gab a gifted, and I plum stop listening:(. I'd sorely hate missing a diamond for all the rough.
Thanks for the BANG!
Here's one of mine for now (which I wrote under another pen name previously.)
Need a starry eyed man in this gutter
who can give me a butterfly flutter
with tongue twist tease tie
and loose lisp of slipped sigh.
I could even enjoy a good stutter.
----*Limmerlick*
Enjoy your cump, Ralf. :)
HaHa! Now that's a twizzler I can really rap my t*t*t* tongue about!
No limit on entries...BUT, be fair warned. Just like with me mum, too much gab a gifted, and I plum stop listening:(. I'd sorely hate missing a diamond for all the rough.
Thanks for the BANG!
RalfTheNose said:[quote-276202-Zazzles]Hello Ralf 
Does it have to be funny? Can it be any mood?
No, ma' dear, doesn't need to be funny. Just me having a grin at my own expense.
Coo what your heart sings, the image will create itself. If it rings true, I'll answer.
Blessings:D[/quote]
noted ")
I might be back, I sure will try
but if I fail this ain't goodbye.
For if that happened
I'd loose my mind
then reappear as Frankenstein!
lol !
Does it have to be funny? Can it be any mood?
No, ma' dear, doesn't need to be funny. Just me having a grin at my own expense.
Coo what your heart sings, the image will create itself. If it rings true, I'll answer.
Blessings:D[/quote]
noted ")
I might be back, I sure will try
but if I fail this ain't goodbye.
For if that happened
I'd loose my mind
then reappear as Frankenstein!
lol !
Zazzles said:[quote-276206-RalfTheNose][quote-276202-Zazzles]Hello Ralf
Does it have to be funny? Can it be any mood?
No, ma' dear, doesn't need to be funny. Just me having a grin at my own expense.
Coo what your heart sings, the image will create itself. If it rings true, I'll answer.
Blessings:D[/quote]
noted ")
I might be back, I sure will try
but if I fail this ain't goodbye.
For if that happened
I'd loose my mind
then reappear as Frankenstein!
lol ![/quote]
HaHa! That's FUNNY. I thought you said no to FUNNY?!?
Not wishing you a lost mind or anything (am I too late), but Frankenstein's cool with me. Hear tell, he's anatomically correct...
Does it have to be funny? Can it be any mood?
No, ma' dear, doesn't need to be funny. Just me having a grin at my own expense.
Coo what your heart sings, the image will create itself. If it rings true, I'll answer.
Blessings:D[/quote]
noted ")
I might be back, I sure will try
but if I fail this ain't goodbye.
For if that happened
I'd loose my mind
then reappear as Frankenstein!
lol ![/quote]
HaHa! That's FUNNY. I thought you said no to FUNNY?!?
Not wishing you a lost mind or anything (am I too late), but Frankenstein's cool with me. Hear tell, he's anatomically correct...
Anonymous
Buck Tex is a man who can flex
his pecs to a tune of T Rex.
He sings “bang a dong”
to bulls with tongues long,
nipples hard as the sting of his sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUy9zYgZ5lE
(Ohhh dang. All good, but the masked man at 1:00 does it for me.)
