Unicorn Poems
#unicorns
Unicorn poems, here you'll find narrative poems about unicorns. Fantasy poems about horned mythical horses with wings, and poetry using unicorns to represent dreams and infinite possibilities.
such is life
whenever times were tough
my wife and I always fell back
on cod and chips twice and
a pickled onion on the side
my wife and I always fell back
on cod and chips twice and
a pickled onion on the side
#unicorns
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I dunno
you plug it in & it
doesn’t come on I’m
flummoxed
get a bloke in
doesn’t come on I’m
flummoxed
get a bloke in
#unicorns
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Mystical Link

#fairies
#unicorns
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Now I Know That Nobody Would Believe Me
Arnold spotted an actual unicorn.
He took out his film filled camera.
But that's before it disappeared.
He took out his film filled camera.
But that's before it disappeared.
#deception
#fiction
#luck
#technology
#unicorns
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step inside my skin
Step inside my skin
run your fingers over
my loneliness
and turn it into something new
I'll pretend I'm not drowning in it
when the empty side of the bed
grows cold
We laugh so hard
we turn to puddles on the floor
and I breathe in every
gasping breath of you
between the happy tears
that remind me I'm human
that you're human
that we get to be human together
Step inside my skin
pretend you're the answer
to a question no one's asking
to a...
run your fingers over
my loneliness
and turn it into something new
I'll pretend I'm not drowning in it
when the empty side of the bed
grows cold
We laugh so hard
we turn to puddles on the floor
and I breathe in every
gasping breath of you
between the happy tears
that remind me I'm human
that you're human
that we get to be human together
Step inside my skin
pretend you're the answer
to a question no one's asking
to a...
#crush
#friendship
#love
#lust
#unicorns
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The Shipwrecked Heart
He had emptied an ocean for her.
No seashells
No gold
Just salt and bones.
No seashells
No gold
Just salt and bones.
#heartbroken
#sea
#unicorns #water
#unicorns #water
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The Incapable Peasant of OZ
There once was a pitiful Stalinist
whose brow was not sufficiently high
which let Democrats get him super pissed...
at pedos and Nazis and crows, oh my!
He was on the internet, all alone,
worried about some collectivist guy
who triggered him into a bitch and moan...
at pedos and Nazis and crows, oh my!
The skies grew dark with flying Trump-pan-zees
dressed up like Bonaparte drones in the sky
but having a hard time capping the knees...
of pedos and Nazis and crows, oh my!
They spent their money on...
whose brow was not sufficiently high
which let Democrats get him super pissed...
at pedos and Nazis and crows, oh my!
He was on the internet, all alone,
worried about some collectivist guy
who triggered him into a bitch and moan...
at pedos and Nazis and crows, oh my!
The skies grew dark with flying Trump-pan-zees
dressed up like Bonaparte drones in the sky
but having a hard time capping the knees...
of pedos and Nazis and crows, oh my!
They spent their money on...
#anxiety
#bipolar
#MentalHealth
#OCD
#unicorns
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The big bang theory
Yang banged Yin
Explosion happened
Universes spawned
Yang got interlocked
with Yin forever
Punished
For his
Mortal sin
Explosion happened
Universes spawned
Yang got interlocked
with Yin forever
Punished
For his
Mortal sin
#unicorns
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Life in a Few Words #775
For a starveling mouse
the crumbs in your toaster
are a feast
the crumbs in your toaster
are a feast
#inequality
#unicorns
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The Darkest Corner
If God's out of town
living the highfalutin
while the world rolls crazy
growing tumbleweed from the Devil
under its skin
it's a sure bet there'll be hell to pay
when the party's over
and he gets in
He'll be madder than moonshine
spitting out stars
and stomping his feet
until the sky breaks a bunch of bum notes
pouring thunder and lightning
from busted harp strings
with fearful angels cowering out back
hugging the trash cans in cathedral yard
sniffing up all those bodies
left to rot underground
...
living the highfalutin
while the world rolls crazy
growing tumbleweed from the Devil
under its skin
it's a sure bet there'll be hell to pay
when the party's over
and he gets in
He'll be madder than moonshine
spitting out stars
and stomping his feet
until the sky breaks a bunch of bum notes
pouring thunder and lightning
from busted harp strings
with fearful angels cowering out back
hugging the trash cans in cathedral yard
sniffing up all those bodies
left to rot underground
...
#unicorns
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Some Like it Rougher
She was the sort of gal
who would slap your hand hard
if you dared to touch her knee
Her old-fashioned churchy values tied
boa constricter tighter than the elastic
holding up her panties
A no thank you
no sex before marriage
no fun in the back row
of the movie theatre gal
no-one had ever got past first base with
but she never said no to a date
and I was never one
to wimp out of a challenge
Walking her home through the park ...
who would slap your hand hard
if you dared to touch her knee
Her old-fashioned churchy values tied
boa constricter tighter than the elastic
holding up her panties
A no thank you
no sex before marriage
no fun in the back row
of the movie theatre gal
no-one had ever got past first base with
but she never said no to a date
and I was never one
to wimp out of a challenge
Walking her home through the park ...
#lust
#sex
#unicorns
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love metaphor
hello innocence long time no see
you've had no experience
however, you are spouting metaphors like a highly evolved being
star child of my hopes
honorable intentions keep my mind taut
you have sharp instincts
my girl if I pull away slightly
it is known within your keen perceptions
there is knowledge of a nature that you won't be allowed
given honesty your intensity blinds
no guile do I find in you
when I approach you in your eagerness
you are first to greet the problems I'm having in the cosmos
you elevate my...
you've had no experience
however, you are spouting metaphors like a highly evolved being
star child of my hopes
honorable intentions keep my mind taut
you have sharp instincts
my girl if I pull away slightly
it is known within your keen perceptions
there is knowledge of a nature that you won't be allowed
given honesty your intensity blinds
no guile do I find in you
when I approach you in your eagerness
you are first to greet the problems I'm having in the cosmos
you elevate my...
#angels
#metaphor
#unicorns
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