Short Parody Poems
#parody
missjem56
Poem Published
17th Oct 2024 4:13pm
17th Oct 2024 4:13pm
Twat Hat
I was out one day
When someone enquired of me
"Why on earth
Are you wearing
Knickers on your head?"
I said
"Oh no!"
"Ive done it again!
"You cannot imagine
Where i'm now wearing my hat!"
by Jemia
When someone enquired of me
"Why on earth
Are you wearing
Knickers on your head?"
I said
"Oh no!"
"Ive done it again!
"You cannot imagine
Where i'm now wearing my hat!"
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
80 reads
5 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
21st Sep 2024 1:05pm
21st Sep 2024 1:05pm
Much About Age!
A blank page
An ageing old sage
Within my cage
Trying to engage
And gage
My outrage
Yet strangely, Beige
Reduces my rage
As i re-engage
For a small wage
Upon a well trodden stage
It's probably my age!
by Jemia
An ageing old sage
Within my cage
Trying to engage
And gage
My outrage
Yet strangely, Beige
Reduces my rage
As i re-engage
For a small wage
Upon a well trodden stage
It's probably my age!
by Jemia
#aging
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #parody
#LifeAsAWriter #parody
59 reads
1 Comment
MiaMyo
Poem Published
20th Jul 2024 2:37pm
20th Jul 2024 2:37pm
Embrace The View
I used to see rainbows in everything, around everything.
I thought, wow...that's awesome.
Everything is beautiful ❤️
As it turns out, it was just glaucoma.
I thought, wow...that's awesome.
Everything is beautiful ❤️
As it turns out, it was just glaucoma.
#parody
85 reads
4 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
25th Jun 2024 11:19pm
25th Jun 2024 11:19pm
Mythappropiated
It has been suggested
Perhaps in urban myths
Or urban mythis
Or even mythster, and mythis?
That there is very little
Betwixt genius
And insanity
I know of this
To be troth
Because
My pet elf
Just told me....
by Jemia
Perhaps in urban myths
Or urban mythis
Or even mythster, and mythis?
That there is very little
Betwixt genius
And insanity
I know of this
To be troth
Because
My pet elf
Just told me....
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
97 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
18th Apr 2024 3:12pm
18th Apr 2024 3:12pm
A Turn Of The Screw
There is no historical evidence
Of Archimedes
Second screw
But it has been suggested
Namely by me
That his second lover
Found Archimedes
To be quite smelly
And that her parting words
Were
You reeka!
by Jemia
Of Archimedes
Second screw
But it has been suggested
Namely by me
That his second lover
Found Archimedes
To be quite smelly
And that her parting words
Were
You reeka!
by Jemia
#funny
#historical
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
78 reads
1 Comment
Casted_Runes
Mr Karswell
Mr Karswell
Poem Published
14th Dec 2023 11:24pm
14th Dec 2023 11:24pm
Limerick
There once was a fella called George
Whose anus was like Cheddar Gorge.
With stalagmites filled
The party mood chilled
As a gusher his pucker did forge.
Whose anus was like Cheddar Gorge.
With stalagmites filled
The party mood chilled
As a gusher his pucker did forge.
#parody
94 reads
0 Comments
peninnah
Poem Published
27th Jul 2023 3:10pm
27th Jul 2023 3:10pm
WEIRDOS
What you looking else for?
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
#parody
#satirical
#funny
196 reads
4 Comments
buddhakitty
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2022 3:59am
3rd Sep 2022 3:59am
keep it simple, stupid
when writing poetry
it's good not to get
too wordy sometimes
...so there
it's good not to get
too wordy sometimes
...so there
#parody
360 reads
10 Comments
CanisInc-Untis
Poem Published
28th Apr 2022 5:14am
28th Apr 2022 5:14am
Mathematical Mistress
8 x 4 = 32
Long legs x fourplay = she is going to calculate then mindfuck you!
Long legs x fourplay = she is going to calculate then mindfuck you!
#inspirational
#parody
#funny
#monsters
#minimalist
394 reads
2 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
26th Mar 2022 1:12am
26th Mar 2022 1:12am
Long And Lovely
Visual- Oh those legs....
#women
#parody
#satirical #vanity
#satirical #vanity
556 reads
15 Comments
takis1917
Poem Published
19th Jan 2022 9:44am
19th Jan 2022 9:44am
Maria's Funeral
She died
on her 25th birthday
- or, so she claimed -
Her fury
didn't fit
inside the casket...
... And,
they burned her
- besides, it was her last wish -
Worms
scared her to death...
on her 25th birthday
- or, so she claimed -
Her fury
didn't fit
inside the casket...
... And,
they burned her
- besides, it was her last wish -
Worms
scared her to death...
#parody
441 reads
8 Comments
takis1917
Poem Published
28th Oct 2021 5:30pm
28th Oct 2021 5:30pm
Watch Your Step
Leaving the premises,
he knew,
the shit
he was stepping on
was all
his own...
Yet,
he couldn't stop
looking back...
he knew,
the shit
he was stepping on
was all
his own...
Yet,
he couldn't stop
looking back...
#parody
451 reads
4 Comments
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