Parody Poems
#parody
Parody poems, amusing poetry using exaggeration, or caricature, for comic effect. Parody poems intentionally imitate a style or situation, creating humor through exaggeration, to ridicule the subject matter.
cabcool
Poem Published
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
mugshot
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
#corruption
#identity
#politics
#parody
#prison
160 reads
0 Comments
peninnah
Poem Published
27th Jul 2023 3:10pm
27th Jul 2023 3:10pm
WEIRDOS
What you looking else for?
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
#parody
#satirical
#funny
198 reads
4 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
215 reads
6 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
419 reads
39 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Apr 2023 3:03am
3rd Apr 2023 3:03am
Alex In Parkland
Alex In Parkland
Down the Badger hole i fell
I had no time to dwell
Thus giving me this strange
And curious tale
Twas there i first met
Alice's sister, Alexandra
Now i had read
All about Alice
And her Adventures In Wonderland
So immediately decided
Not to drink from "drink me!" bottles
Nor food labelled as "eat me!"
And run a mile
If i heard anyone say
"Off with there heads!"
But i reckoned, and i guessed
That they were all on a day off
As i saw no queens, playing...
Down the Badger hole i fell
I had no time to dwell
Thus giving me this strange
And curious tale
Twas there i first met
Alice's sister, Alexandra
Now i had read
All about Alice
And her Adventures In Wonderland
So immediately decided
Not to drink from "drink me!" bottles
Nor food labelled as "eat me!"
And run a mile
If i heard anyone say
"Off with there heads!"
But i reckoned, and i guessed
That they were all on a day off
As i saw no queens, playing...
#parody
#satirical
#funny #fairies
#funny #fairies
136 reads
1 Comment
Casted_Runes
Mr Karswell
Mr Karswell
Poem Published
24th Mar 2023 7:38pm
24th Mar 2023 7:38pm
Men: An X-Rated Guide
The Nordics are firm
and of godly features,
from philtrum to pecs
they’re carnal creatures.
But Frenchmen are filth
in ways unbeknownst.
A Frenchman’ll cream
and put milk on your toast.
And posh British lads
are in sodomy versed,
it’s almost as if those lads
have rehearsed.
Spare a thought, though,
for poor British men.
They’ll run round the back
and smash your doors in.
So if demolishing’s what you need,
of my biases take heed,
forget the Nords, ...
and of godly features,
from philtrum to pecs
they’re carnal creatures.
But Frenchmen are filth
in ways unbeknownst.
A Frenchman’ll cream
and put milk on your toast.
And posh British lads
are in sodomy versed,
it’s almost as if those lads
have rehearsed.
Spare a thought, though,
for poor British men.
They’ll run round the back
and smash your doors in.
So if demolishing’s what you need,
of my biases take heed,
forget the Nords, ...
#sex
#parody
#funny #dating
#funny #dating
322 reads
2 Comments
Rew
Poem Published
19th Mar 2023 8:04pm
19th Mar 2023 8:04pm
I Hate Fake!
I hate those fake and weak minded
aphorisms so one sided
so smugly written but so trite
lazily penned hence with no might
and sadly, never derided.
It seems that poetry is dead
that from which great effort has fled
to a burgeoning three line write...
I hate those fakes!
Sharpen your quill and be guided
by the muse, as the great Bard did,
think on't by day dream on't by night
and work and work till writes take flight
chanting this phrase, here I've writed...
I hate those fakes!
aphorisms so one sided
so smugly written but so trite
lazily penned hence with no might
and sadly, never derided.
It seems that poetry is dead
that from which great effort has fled
to a burgeoning three line write...
I hate those fakes!
Sharpen your quill and be guided
by the muse, as the great Bard did,
think on't by day dream on't by night
and work and work till writes take flight
chanting this phrase, here I've writed...
I hate those fakes!
#rhyming
#parody
#satirical #CallToAction
#satirical #CallToAction
278 reads
9 Comments
cabcool
Poem Published
15th Mar 2023 4:48pm
15th Mar 2023 4:48pm
PARAbles
i.
paraguay a place
paragraph a space
for a suite of enharmonious words
parafin a fuel
paradigm a duel
twixt opposing views of warring nerds
ii.
paradise a rest
parakeet a pest
harvesting your corn straight from the cob
paradiddle rhythms
parallax lens prisms
mesmerising to the wayward mob
iii.
paramount the thought
paranoia-fraught
nonsense yielding to the pride of life
paraplegic dreams
parasitic schemes
multiply the avenues of strife
iv.
paradox revealed ...
paraguay a place
paragraph a space
for a suite of enharmonious words
parafin a fuel
paradigm a duel
twixt opposing views of warring nerds
ii.
paradise a rest
parakeet a pest
harvesting your corn straight from the cob
paradiddle rhythms
parallax lens prisms
mesmerising to the wayward mob
iii.
paramount the thought
paranoia-fraught
nonsense yielding to the pride of life
paraplegic dreams
parasitic schemes
multiply the avenues of strife
iv.
paradox revealed ...
#parody
#PowerOfWords
#mystery
170 reads
1 Comment
Betty
Poem Published
4th Mar 2023 4:53am
4th Mar 2023 4:53am
The Complete History of Poetry
Welcome to the reductive. Please relax, put your feet up, and refrain from free thought while management brings you the full and complete:
History of Poetry
Beowulf
I have a big dick
and I killed some
monsters
The Odyssey
I’m on a boat,
I have a big dick
and I killed
some monsters
Epic of Gilgamesh
I have a big boat
and a big dick,
and I want to live
forever so I killed
some monsters
Collected works of William Shakespeare
We could die
Or fuck
Or both ...
History of Poetry
Beowulf
I have a big dick
and I killed some
monsters
The Odyssey
I’m on a boat,
I have a big dick
and I killed
some monsters
Epic of Gilgamesh
I have a big boat
and a big dick,
and I want to live
forever so I killed
some monsters
Collected works of William Shakespeare
We could die
Or fuck
Or both ...
#parody
#satirical
#historical
441 reads
26 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
5th Feb 2023 3:03pm
5th Feb 2023 3:03pm
"I Told You I Was Ill!"
The ghost
Of Spike Milligan
Came a-visiting me last night
He was very funny
He was a scream!
I screamed
With a mixture
Of hysteria's
Of laughter, and terror
And to many bon bons
The night before
I asked him
What it had been like
Walking backwards for Christmas
With ying tongs, and diddle-aye po's
And eating birthday cake
With a dinosaur
Unfortunately
He couldn't talk
As he was a ghost
But could, and did wail a little
He did an impromptu performance
A strange act
He produced a box...
Of Spike Milligan
Came a-visiting me last night
He was very funny
He was a scream!
I screamed
With a mixture
Of hysteria's
Of laughter, and terror
And to many bon bons
The night before
I asked him
What it had been like
Walking backwards for Christmas
With ying tongs, and diddle-aye po's
And eating birthday cake
With a dinosaur
Unfortunately
He couldn't talk
As he was a ghost
But could, and did wail a little
He did an impromptu performance
A strange act
He produced a box...
#parody
#funny
#ghosts
173 reads
2 Comments
Baldwin
Poem Published
23rd Jan 2023 2:36pm
23rd Jan 2023 2:36pm
For Robert Herrick
When swift to me some whey my milkmaid tows
how I'll then laud my bovine beaux
for all the satisfaction that my stomach knows.
And how I’ll call “come back to me”
when then she leaves me all too hurriedly,
"Ah Lass, I am unsated yet by thee!".
how I'll then laud my bovine beaux
for all the satisfaction that my stomach knows.
And how I’ll call “come back to me”
when then she leaves me all too hurriedly,
"Ah Lass, I am unsated yet by thee!".
#parody
#PopCulture
244 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
9th Jan 2023 11:25pm
9th Jan 2023 11:25pm
A Honeyed Moon Vision
Is it to soon?
To wonder, how, or why?
A cow jumping over a moon
Perhaps it was wearing the socks
Of its great ancestors
The Wild Aurochs
Not surprised they're extinct now
Perhaps they too were moon jumpers
Like this athletic cow
I'm not here to wonder how, or why
About a cow jumping over the moon
Did it fly?
Or do a funny jig
Or grow wings
Like a flying pig
Could explain, if you please
The rumours that
The moon is cheese
And take away the N too
All you're left...
To wonder, how, or why?
A cow jumping over a moon
Perhaps it was wearing the socks
Of its great ancestors
The Wild Aurochs
Not surprised they're extinct now
Perhaps they too were moon jumpers
Like this athletic cow
I'm not here to wonder how, or why
About a cow jumping over the moon
Did it fly?
Or do a funny jig
Or grow wings
Like a flying pig
Could explain, if you please
The rumours that
The moon is cheese
And take away the N too
All you're left...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
135 reads
0 Comments
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