Parody Poems
#parody
Parody poems, amusing poetry using exaggeration, or caricature, for comic effect. Parody poems intentionally imitate a style or situation, creating humor through exaggeration, to ridicule the subject matter.
missjem56
Poem Published
19th Nov 2024 9:45pm
19th Nov 2024 9:45pm
Magnetism
I would like to be
As attractive as a magnet
I meet other magnets
But when we get close
It's like an invisible forcefield
Pushes us apart
Mayhaps my magnetic appeal
Is waning
As the only things i attract now
Are all rusty!
by Jemia
As attractive as a magnet
I meet other magnets
But when we get close
It's like an invisible forcefield
Pushes us apart
Mayhaps my magnetic appeal
Is waning
As the only things i attract now
Are all rusty!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
51 reads
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
19th Nov 2024 7:12pm
19th Nov 2024 7:12pm
Generation HeXed
Ex-husband
ex-wife
ex-friends
nothing you do is good
you are Generation Hexed!
ex-band members
ex-partyer
ex-athlete
a stream of bad luck
you are Generation Hexed!
You need exercise
always exhausted
MTV is lame
the music you like is shit
exiled from relevance
expired by 1994
you're bald and blubbery
get exterminated
get executed
Generation Hexed!
ex-wife
ex-friends
nothing you do is good
you are Generation Hexed!
ex-band members
ex-partyer
ex-athlete
a stream of bad luck
you are Generation Hexed!
You need exercise
always exhausted
MTV is lame
the music you like is shit
exiled from relevance
expired by 1994
you're bald and blubbery
get exterminated
get executed
Generation Hexed!
#aging
#parody
#philosophical
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
70 reads
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
19th Nov 2024 10:42am
19th Nov 2024 10:42am
Dreaming of a Millennial Massacre
Your time has come young person
much sooner than you thought
release your mouth from your mother's nipple
there's a lesson here to be taught
you seek instant gratification
and vain internet validation
I'm a forward thinking man
yes, a problem solver
can you put your phone down for a minute?
you should try and pick up a revolver
Uber to the cemetery
i have dug you a grave
or you can go ask Siri
to make you her slave
hey you...yeah you, with the man-bun
I have a weed-wacker to chop off your beard,...
much sooner than you thought
release your mouth from your mother's nipple
there's a lesson here to be taught
you seek instant gratification
and vain internet validation
I'm a forward thinking man
yes, a problem solver
can you put your phone down for a minute?
you should try and pick up a revolver
Uber to the cemetery
i have dug you a grave
or you can go ask Siri
to make you her slave
hey you...yeah you, with the man-bun
I have a weed-wacker to chop off your beard,...
#funny
#hope
#parody
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
72 reads
6 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
7th Nov 2024 11:08pm
7th Nov 2024 11:08pm
Truths, And Other Variables There-in
I love you Donald Trump
In the same way
Like i like dogshit on my shoes
Or mosquitto bites on my anywhere
I love you like i love rice pudding
Which equally is likely to make me throw up
I love you for your hair
And the courage it must take to venture out with it
You must use a very good glue
So you are obviously brave
I'd like to tell you
How truly wonderful you are
But that would be a complete lie
But i guess you're use to lies
Well take care (don't!)
And have a nice day (have a shitty one)
by Jemia
In the same way
Like i like dogshit on my shoes
Or mosquitto bites on my anywhere
I love you like i love rice pudding
Which equally is likely to make me throw up
I love you for your hair
And the courage it must take to venture out with it
You must use a very good glue
So you are obviously brave
I'd like to tell you
How truly wonderful you are
But that would be a complete lie
But i guess you're use to lies
Well take care (don't!)
And have a nice day (have a shitty one)
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#politics
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missjem56
Poem Published
31st Oct 2024 9:46pm
31st Oct 2024 9:46pm
Twiglet
Little
stick
insect
Does
one
bite
it's
small
head
off
Like
jelly
babies?
by Jemia
stick
insect
Does
one
bite
it's
small
head
off
Like
jelly
babies?
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
29th Oct 2024 2:36pm
29th Oct 2024 2:36pm
A Profound Clown
Ha
ha,
said
the
clown
Aha,
said
another
that
Thought
himself
profound
by Jemia
ha,
said
the
clown
Aha,
said
another
that
Thought
himself
profound
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 00:52am
23rd Oct 2024 00:52am
As Quiet As A Mouse! (acrostic 5-7-5)
Cat
sat
on
the
mat
Aware
of
mice
with
clogs
on
Tulip
clip-clopping?
by Jemia
sat
on
the
mat
Aware
of
mice
with
clogs
on
Tulip
clip-clopping?
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
21st Oct 2024 10:45am
21st Oct 2024 10:45am
Hostess with the Mostest
Twinkie the kid was excited to shoot his cream into the Happy Ho-Ho
This made Captain Cup Cake upset, since his backside and frosty top is usually filled with so much creamy goodness from "The Kid"
I guess "The Kid" found a new fling
Captain Cupcake knew that he'll need to call in Fruit Pie the Magician
This magician dabbles with the black arts
He once turned a Cup Cake into a Yankee Doodle
A Ding Dong into a Ring Ding
And a Ho-Ho into a Yodel
Drakes Products have nothing on Hostess and Fruit Pie the Magician knows it
The...
This made Captain Cup Cake upset, since his backside and frosty top is usually filled with so much creamy goodness from "The Kid"
I guess "The Kid" found a new fling
Captain Cupcake knew that he'll need to call in Fruit Pie the Magician
This magician dabbles with the black arts
He once turned a Cup Cake into a Yankee Doodle
A Ding Dong into a Ring Ding
And a Ho-Ho into a Yodel
Drakes Products have nothing on Hostess and Fruit Pie the Magician knows it
The...
#fiction
#food
#magic
#parody
#sex
92 reads
6 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
17th Oct 2024 4:13pm
17th Oct 2024 4:13pm
Twat Hat
I was out one day
When someone enquired of me
"Why on earth
Are you wearing
Knickers on your head?"
I said
"Oh no!"
"Ive done it again!
"You cannot imagine
Where i'm now wearing my hat!"
by Jemia
When someone enquired of me
"Why on earth
Are you wearing
Knickers on your head?"
I said
"Oh no!"
"Ive done it again!
"You cannot imagine
Where i'm now wearing my hat!"
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
80 reads
5 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
15th Oct 2024 00:15am
15th Oct 2024 00:15am
The Hall Ball
I recently
Ventured on an historical investigation
After hearing an allegation
Of a former world leader,
Now dead
The only evidence per se
Came from the lyrics of a song
That gave it all away
So i travelled to Londinium
To a well known landmark within
Upon explaining the reasoning for my mission
They did not share my vision
And kicked me off the premises, for my sins
But as i was led awayI somehow managed to say
"I only wanted to know
If one of Hitlers testicles was on show
As i had heard his missing ball ...
Ventured on an historical investigation
After hearing an allegation
Of a former world leader,
Now dead
The only evidence per se
Came from the lyrics of a song
That gave it all away
So i travelled to Londinium
To a well known landmark within
Upon explaining the reasoning for my mission
They did not share my vision
And kicked me off the premises, for my sins
But as i was led awayI somehow managed to say
"I only wanted to know
If one of Hitlers testicles was on show
As i had heard his missing ball ...
#mythology
#parody
#satirical
59 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
7th Oct 2024 6:21pm
7th Oct 2024 6:21pm
What A Hoo-ha! (5-7-5)
Playing
Hoopla
games
Foreplay
for
fallen
angels
With
misplaced
halos
by Jemia
Hoopla
games
Foreplay
for
fallen
angels
With
misplaced
halos
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
55 reads
0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
6th Oct 2024 10:57am
6th Oct 2024 10:57am
Dial 1-900-VoI-Poem
Hey for a good time you can call me
I respond to Keith or Vision of Insanity
I'll meet you at your place or mine
We can have unprotected sex or commit a crime
I'll take you out to dinner, any place but fast food
That shit ain't real, it all looks partially chewed
If you wanna just chill and watch a movie
Sounds good to me, I'll make you a green smoothie
An extra bonus if you enjoy writing a poem or a story
We'll collaborate together, love, sadness or something gory
Hit me up and we'll make some plans
Woman only, sorry if your a man
I respond to Keith or Vision of Insanity
I'll meet you at your place or mine
We can have unprotected sex or commit a crime
I'll take you out to dinner, any place but fast food
That shit ain't real, it all looks partially chewed
If you wanna just chill and watch a movie
Sounds good to me, I'll make you a green smoothie
An extra bonus if you enjoy writing a poem or a story
We'll collaborate together, love, sadness or something gory
Hit me up and we'll make some plans
Woman only, sorry if your a man
#parody
#rhyming
#satirical
103 reads
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