Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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parody seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
aabbchot
Poem Published
5th May 2018 6:22am
5th May 2018 6:22am
BETRAYAL OF A DIARIST
Somebody's diary.
discovered in jumble sale,
tells brief anguish tale,
of girl search for grail,
friendship acceptance love,
intelligent tenderness,
absence of betrayal.
Love of her new friend,
lesbian from beginning to end,
film makers decide to expunge,
marketers say is grunge,
too uncommercial to defend,
advertisers will unfriend,
relationship confounding unread women and men,
problematic for school regimen.
Story of sixteen year old,
hormone onset head cold,
relevant to generations told, ...
discovered in jumble sale,
tells brief anguish tale,
of girl search for grail,
friendship acceptance love,
intelligent tenderness,
absence of betrayal.
Love of her new friend,
lesbian from beginning to end,
film makers decide to expunge,
marketers say is grunge,
too uncommercial to defend,
advertisers will unfriend,
relationship confounding unread women and men,
problematic for school regimen.
Story of sixteen year old,
hormone onset head cold,
relevant to generations told, ...
#LGBT
#LifeStruggles
#money
#parody
#HumanRights
393 reads
0 Comments
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
jade tiger
Poem Published
19th Apr 2018 7:49am
19th Apr 2018 7:49am
Jelly Bean
Boy, you want that trophy BAD.
Yah, you heard just what I said.
But do you know what I mean,
Jelly bean?
Your path to success
Is how you express
Reads the magnet on your ‘fridge.
You got me, Stonewall?
Boy you got a nerve,
And it’s mine, ya perve!
So you go fly a kite!
Who told you you could write?
Your pet turtle named Myrtle.
But that’s an insult to turtles,
Right!
When do you find time to compose
With index finger up your ass
Or your nose? Only Kleenex...
Yah, you heard just what I said.
But do you know what I mean,
Jelly bean?
Your path to success
Is how you express
Reads the magnet on your ‘fridge.
You got me, Stonewall?
Boy you got a nerve,
And it’s mine, ya perve!
So you go fly a kite!
Who told you you could write?
Your pet turtle named Myrtle.
But that’s an insult to turtles,
Right!
When do you find time to compose
With index finger up your ass
Or your nose? Only Kleenex...
#parody
#NaPoWriMo2018
#WritingPoetry #rap
#WritingPoetry #rap
550 reads
3 Comments
Madcinder
Poem Published
7th Apr 2018 5:20pm
7th Apr 2018 5:20pm
Coulrophobia
#music
#lyrics
#parody
653 reads
2 Comments
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
jade tiger
Poem Published
12th Feb 2018 3:29pm
12th Feb 2018 3:29pm
DON'T HATE JADE...
Because she's pretty, and she’s hot,
Unless you’re feeling otherwise.
Don't get me wrong, I'm with you lot,
She often makes my pressure rise.
She doesn’t care how much it costs
To get her dream house on the hill
And have it filled with all she wants,
To never pay, and have it still.
She'll do most anything but trip
To have her pockets full of cash.
She loves to hold it in her grip
When sleight of hand will take your stash.
Of stacks & stacks of crisp greenback,
Of Lincolns, every dollar per. ...
Unless you’re feeling otherwise.
Don't get me wrong, I'm with you lot,
She often makes my pressure rise.
She doesn’t care how much it costs
To get her dream house on the hill
And have it filled with all she wants,
To never pay, and have it still.
She'll do most anything but trip
To have her pockets full of cash.
She loves to hold it in her grip
When sleight of hand will take your stash.
Of stacks & stacks of crisp greenback,
Of Lincolns, every dollar per. ...
#satirical
#money
#parody #greed
#parody #greed
804 reads
17 Comments
OSHarlequin
Poem Published
17th Jan 2018 4:53pm
17th Jan 2018 4:53pm
Regime
Hark!
Fall to your bloodstained knees,
Hear these words as you toil,
The clergy of oppression has spoken,
Protestant,
Catholic,
Or otherwise,
Seal your minds and follow our words.
God loves you,
Rationality is heresy,
Creativity is unholy,
Ideas are unhealthy,
Lovers are adulterous,
Progressives are witches,
Repeat after your clergy,
God loves you.
God cherishes you,
Bigotry is a strong faith,
Prejudice is your only shield,
Works of art are false idols,
Butchers of men are...
Fall to your bloodstained knees,
Hear these words as you toil,
The clergy of oppression has spoken,
Protestant,
Catholic,
Or otherwise,
Seal your minds and follow our words.
God loves you,
Rationality is heresy,
Creativity is unholy,
Ideas are unhealthy,
Lovers are adulterous,
Progressives are witches,
Repeat after your clergy,
God loves you.
God cherishes you,
Bigotry is a strong faith,
Prejudice is your only shield,
Works of art are false idols,
Butchers of men are...
#anger
#religion
#God
#spiritual
#parody
513 reads
2 Comments
oskar
Poem Published
25th Dec 2017 10:08am
25th Dec 2017 10:08am
the wish
The wish
Soon it will be morning, and I can’t have drink only rummies drink in the morning.
But I have a fear inside me that will not go away
and I know all the smart people will say something like;
“face the truth, ” but not saying what that truth is. And if you are impolite and ask them
they waffle about their childhood and you can see they are not honest. I have a watch
on my arm, and I never had a wristwatch before, but the woman I live with bought me
one as it would be good for my self- respect like I should go around hating myself. On ...
Soon it will be morning, and I can’t have drink only rummies drink in the morning.
But I have a fear inside me that will not go away
and I know all the smart people will say something like;
“face the truth, ” but not saying what that truth is. And if you are impolite and ask them
they waffle about their childhood and you can see they are not honest. I have a watch
on my arm, and I never had a wristwatch before, but the woman I live with bought me
one as it would be good for my self- respect like I should go around hating myself. On ...
#relationships
#alcohol
#parody
#confessional
#metaphor
544 reads
1 Comment
oskar
Poem Published
13th Dec 2017 8:53am
13th Dec 2017 8:53am
the sexes
The Sexes
Man drives wife to the supermarket
Man finds a trolley
Inside woman takes over
Man picks up things like washing powder
Of the type wife
Decides is the best.
Woman takes the lead
Do the shopping
Man pays at the till
Carry the grocery to the car.
Man drives home
Carries bags into the kitchen
Wife put food in the fridge
Man, not competent
Has no sense of order
Man takes a drink
Watch football and shouts
To the players
When in fact he thinks
Of his wife.
Man drives wife to the supermarket
Man finds a trolley
Inside woman takes over
Man picks up things like washing powder
Of the type wife
Decides is the best.
Woman takes the lead
Do the shopping
Man pays at the till
Carry the grocery to the car.
Man drives home
Carries bags into the kitchen
Wife put food in the fridge
Man, not competent
Has no sense of order
Man takes a drink
Watch football and shouts
To the players
When in fact he thinks
Of his wife.
#marriage
#parody
#TruthOfLife
#humankind
#metaphor
523 reads
1 Comment
lena8expressions
Poem Published
9th Oct 2017 6:17pm
9th Oct 2017 6:17pm
Dating Procedures 101 (or lol)
I really enjoyed meeting you. Here, take my number. Can I have your number too? I definitely want to see you again." So he says.
Wait. Will he call or message me? I should really allow him 3 days grace or something right.
Or should I extend contact first? Nope. At least 24 hours hasn't passed. What was I thinking!
idk, lmfao.
The ritual has begun. Omg.
Ok, he contacted. Whew! This is a good sign. Will this continue? Or is this a one-time thing.
Idle chatter. "How's the weather? What do you do for fun? What line of work are you in?" ...
Wait. Will he call or message me? I should really allow him 3 days grace or something right.
Or should I extend contact first? Nope. At least 24 hours hasn't passed. What was I thinking!
idk, lmfao.
The ritual has begun. Omg.
Ok, he contacted. Whew! This is a good sign. Will this continue? Or is this a one-time thing.
Idle chatter. "How's the weather? What do you do for fun? What line of work are you in?" ...
#parody
#satirical
#lover
#TruthOfLife
#dating
614 reads
4 Comments
SimpleTon
Poem Published
9th Sep 2017 10:45am
9th Sep 2017 10:45am
Freddy Krueger Interview
Journalist: "Freddy Krueger firstly I wish to thank you for agreeing to participate in this interview."
Freddy:"You are not welcome, Fuck you"
Journalist: "Would you like me to tell you about my website?"
Freddy: "Not unless you are willing to die"
Journalist: " Honestly I am a huge fan, can I have an autograph? "
Freddy: "I will carve my name on your arse and you can treasure the scar"
Journalist: " No thank you, lets move on to a proper question, can you explain to the younger generation who you exactly are and what you did?"
Freddy: "...
Freddy:"You are not welcome, Fuck you"
Journalist: "Would you like me to tell you about my website?"
Freddy: "Not unless you are willing to die"
Journalist: " Honestly I am a huge fan, can I have an autograph? "
Freddy: "I will carve my name on your arse and you can treasure the scar"
Journalist: " No thank you, lets move on to a proper question, can you explain to the younger generation who you exactly are and what you did?"
Freddy: "...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#PopCulture
#metaphor
674 reads
8 Comments
Cyndi_Moone
Poem Published
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
VOTO DE BODA
Estoy en carro prestado
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#metaphor
12 reads
4 Comments
oskar
Poem Published
29th Aug 2017 8:07am
29th Aug 2017 8:07am
the social life
The Social Life
A monkey sits on the roof, eats a bon, bon
with its wrapper on teasing a dog.
I sit in the bar, with Sylvia and Fred, drink
cola through a straw.
Bottles on shelves promise me I will be
strong, feel at ease with this weird couple.
Fear will flutter away
like butterflies in a glade
disturbed by a hare.
A small glass of beer,
the monkey laughed.
came down from the roof.
I`m confident again
Fred is funny and
Sylvia is beautiful
A monkey sits on the roof, eats a bon, bon
with its wrapper on teasing a dog.
I sit in the bar, with Sylvia and Fred, drink
cola through a straw.
Bottles on shelves promise me I will be
strong, feel at ease with this weird couple.
Fear will flutter away
like butterflies in a glade
disturbed by a hare.
A small glass of beer,
the monkey laughed.
came down from the roof.
I`m confident again
Fred is funny and
Sylvia is beautiful
#butterfly
#parody
#satirical
#SelfReflection
#SelfDiscovery
676 reads
1 Comment
GChordBlues
Poem Published
4th Aug 2017 11:02pm
4th Aug 2017 11:02pm
Happy
I'm happy, I feel happy!
My brain is jelly, and my heart is sappy.
I'm just happy as you can see!
That's all everyone wants me to be.
Is it really possible though?
If I tell myself I'm happy, will it just flow?
I FEEL HAPPY, I FEEL HAPPY! NO I DON'T!
I only feel sadness in my bones
This smile is but a mask.. it..
It's about as fake as plastic..
I wonder, is it as easy to fake as it is to actually feel?
Not just the rare moments of happiness, NO, I mean the real deal!
I'm not happy, I'm not happy.. and that's okay. ...
My brain is jelly, and my heart is sappy.
I'm just happy as you can see!
That's all everyone wants me to be.
Is it really possible though?
If I tell myself I'm happy, will it just flow?
I FEEL HAPPY, I FEEL HAPPY! NO I DON'T!
I only feel sadness in my bones
This smile is but a mask.. it..
It's about as fake as plastic..
I wonder, is it as easy to fake as it is to actually feel?
Not just the rare moments of happiness, NO, I mean the real deal!
I'm not happy, I'm not happy.. and that's okay. ...
#happiness
#parody
#LifeCycle
572 reads
1 Comment
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