Poems for and About Girlfriends Published by Members Recently Online
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Bar Mitzvah Rituals of the Maltese Brotherhood
Bar Mitzvah Rituals of the Maltese Brotherhood
“Hey there Sherri, the fly of my son’s undies has a stain that just won’t come out. Can you work your magic and remove it?”
“Come again, isn’t he eighteen? Shouldn’t he be past that stage?”
“Don’t I wish, eighteen is the peak of their hormones.”
“Is this the same kind you had me scrub until my fingers were red last time?”
“It is only the aloe cucumber lotion. He took his underwear off before achieving ‘O’.”
“How do you know it is just lotion? Surely he didn’t tell you.”
“Believe me the scent...
“Hey there Sherri, the fly of my son’s undies has a stain that just won’t come out. Can you work your magic and remove it?”
“Come again, isn’t he eighteen? Shouldn’t he be past that stage?”
“Don’t I wish, eighteen is the peak of their hormones.”
“Is this the same kind you had me scrub until my fingers were red last time?”
“It is only the aloe cucumber lotion. He took his underwear off before achieving ‘O’.”
“How do you know it is just lotion? Surely he didn’t tell you.”
“Believe me the scent...
#girlfriend
#motherhood
#erotic
#son
#masculinity
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Bar Mitzvah Rituals of the Maltese Brotherhood
Bar Mitzvah Rituals of the Maltese Brotherhood
“Hey there Sherri, the fly of my son’s undies has a stain that just won’t come out. Can you work your magic and remove it?”
“Come again, isn’t he eighteen? Shouldn’t he be past that stage?”
“Don’t I wish, eighteen is the peak of their hormones.”
“Is this the same kind you had me scrub until my fingers were red last time?”
“It is only the aloe cucumber lotion. He took his underwear off before achieving ‘O’.”
“How do you know it is just lotion? Surely he didn’t tell you.”
“Believe me the scent...
“Hey there Sherri, the fly of my son’s undies has a stain that just won’t come out. Can you work your magic and remove it?”
“Come again, isn’t he eighteen? Shouldn’t he be past that stage?”
“Don’t I wish, eighteen is the peak of their hormones.”
“Is this the same kind you had me scrub until my fingers were red last time?”
“It is only the aloe cucumber lotion. He took his underwear off before achieving ‘O’.”
“How do you know it is just lotion? Surely he didn’t tell you.”
“Believe me the scent...
#girlfriend
#motherhood
#erotic
#son
#masculinity
350 reads
5 Comments
Bar Mitzvah Rituals of the Maltese Brotherhood
Bar Mitzvah Rituals of the Maltese Brotherhood
“Hey there Sherri, the fly of my son’s undies has a stain that just won’t come out. Can you work your magic and remove it?”
“Come again, isn’t he eighteen? Shouldn’t he be past that stage?”
“Don’t I wish, eighteen is the peak of their hormones.”
“Is this the same kind you had me scrub until my fingers were red last time?”
“It is only the aloe cucumber lotion. He took his underwear off before achieving ‘O’.”
“How do you know it is just lotion? Surely he didn’t tell you.”
“Believe me the scent...
“Hey there Sherri, the fly of my son’s undies has a stain that just won’t come out. Can you work your magic and remove it?”
“Come again, isn’t he eighteen? Shouldn’t he be past that stage?”
“Don’t I wish, eighteen is the peak of their hormones.”
“Is this the same kind you had me scrub until my fingers were red last time?”
“It is only the aloe cucumber lotion. He took his underwear off before achieving ‘O’.”
“How do you know it is just lotion? Surely he didn’t tell you.”
“Believe me the scent...
#girlfriend
#motherhood
#erotic
#son
#masculinity
350 reads
5 Comments
Bar Mitzvah Rituals of the Maltese Brotherhood
Bar Mitzvah Rituals of the Maltese Brotherhood
“Hey there Sherri, the fly of my son’s undies has a stain that just won’t come out. Can you work your magic and remove it?”
“Come again, isn’t he eighteen? Shouldn’t he be past that stage?”
“Don’t I wish, eighteen is the peak of their hormones.”
“Is this the same kind you had me scrub until my fingers were red last time?”
“It is only the aloe cucumber lotion. He took his underwear off before achieving ‘O’.”
“How do you know it is just lotion? Surely he didn’t tell you.”
“Believe me the scent...
“Hey there Sherri, the fly of my son’s undies has a stain that just won’t come out. Can you work your magic and remove it?”
“Come again, isn’t he eighteen? Shouldn’t he be past that stage?”
“Don’t I wish, eighteen is the peak of their hormones.”
“Is this the same kind you had me scrub until my fingers were red last time?”
“It is only the aloe cucumber lotion. He took his underwear off before achieving ‘O’.”
“How do you know it is just lotion? Surely he didn’t tell you.”
“Believe me the scent...
#girlfriend
#motherhood
#erotic
#son
#masculinity
350 reads
5 Comments
Purfumed Virgin Vessel

#lust
#boyfriend
#girlfriend
#teens
#sex
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1 Comment
Purfumed Virgin Vessel

#lust
#boyfriend
#girlfriend
#teens
#sex
523 reads
1 Comment
Purfumed Virgin Vessel

#lust
#boyfriend
#girlfriend
#teens
#sex
523 reads
1 Comment
Purfumed Virgin Vessel

#lust
#boyfriend
#girlfriend
#teens
#sex
523 reads
1 Comment
Purfumed Virgin Vessel

#lust
#boyfriend
#girlfriend
#teens
#sex
523 reads
1 Comment
The DUP Court
Ladies and Gentlemen
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
#ForbiddenLove
#girlfriend
#husband
#lust
#wife
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The DUP Court
Ladies and Gentlemen
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
#ForbiddenLove
#girlfriend
#husband
#lust
#wife
263 reads
8 Comments
The DUP Court
Ladies and Gentlemen
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
#ForbiddenLove
#girlfriend
#husband
#lust
#wife
263 reads
8 Comments
DU Poetry : Poems for and About Girlfriends Published by Members Recently Online