Poems About Food Published by Members Recently Online
#food
My Sweet Asparagus
With parmesan cheese
on love's crockery plate
giving meaning to life
with whispers on the side
of Hollandaise sauce,
sweet asparagus
baked at 375 in the oven
for ten minutes
with pepper and salt
served with Sauvignon Blanc
on love's crockery plate
giving meaning to life
with whispers on the side
of Hollandaise sauce,
sweet asparagus
baked at 375 in the oven
for ten minutes
with pepper and salt
served with Sauvignon Blanc
#food
330 reads
5 Comments
GET YOUR MAN INTO THE KITCHEN
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#men
#erotic
#food #rhyming
#food #rhyming
687 reads
2 Comments
GET YOUR MAN INTO THE KITCHEN
![restricted poem](/images/extremecontent.jpg)
#men
#erotic
#food #rhyming
#food #rhyming
687 reads
2 Comments
GET YOUR MAN INTO THE KITCHEN
![restricted poem](/images/extremecontent.jpg)
#men
#erotic
#food #rhyming
#food #rhyming
687 reads
2 Comments
GET YOUR MAN INTO THE KITCHEN
![restricted poem](/images/extremecontent.jpg)
#men
#erotic
#food #rhyming
#food #rhyming
687 reads
2 Comments
ICandy
You need bitter,
To get the sweet.
To get the sweet.
#food
88 reads
7 Comments
Baked Beings
For breakfast
I shall have bats wings
And mermaids tails
As sirens sing
And chips
And maybe, just maybe
A side dish of baked beings!
Not yet a Heinz variety
The more you eat
The more you impart
Especially, if these baked beings
Are only half baked!
by Jemia
I shall have bats wings
And mermaids tails
As sirens sing
And chips
And maybe, just maybe
A side dish of baked beings!
Not yet a Heinz variety
The more you eat
The more you impart
Especially, if these baked beings
Are only half baked!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
54 reads
0 Comments
Baked Beings
For breakfast
I shall have bats wings
And mermaids tails
As sirens sing
And chips
And maybe, just maybe
A side dish of baked beings!
Not yet a Heinz variety
The more you eat
The more you impart
Especially, if these baked beings
Are only half baked!
by Jemia
I shall have bats wings
And mermaids tails
As sirens sing
And chips
And maybe, just maybe
A side dish of baked beings!
Not yet a Heinz variety
The more you eat
The more you impart
Especially, if these baked beings
Are only half baked!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
54 reads
0 Comments
Baked Beings
For breakfast
I shall have bats wings
And mermaids tails
As sirens sing
And chips
And maybe, just maybe
A side dish of baked beings!
Not yet a Heinz variety
The more you eat
The more you impart
Especially, if these baked beings
Are only half baked!
by Jemia
I shall have bats wings
And mermaids tails
As sirens sing
And chips
And maybe, just maybe
A side dish of baked beings!
Not yet a Heinz variety
The more you eat
The more you impart
Especially, if these baked beings
Are only half baked!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
54 reads
0 Comments
Baked Beings
For breakfast
I shall have bats wings
And mermaids tails
As sirens sing
And chips
And maybe, just maybe
A side dish of baked beings!
Not yet a Heinz variety
The more you eat
The more you impart
Especially, if these baked beings
Are only half baked!
by Jemia
I shall have bats wings
And mermaids tails
As sirens sing
And chips
And maybe, just maybe
A side dish of baked beings!
Not yet a Heinz variety
The more you eat
The more you impart
Especially, if these baked beings
Are only half baked!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
54 reads
0 Comments
Ode to my Sausage
O my sausage,
You, of the satisfying sizzle,
swimming in your hot killer fat,
made from brains, pig's pizzles
entrails and hissing unknown, this & thats...
O my sausage,
frying proud in the pan,
disdaining the company of an egg
your browning three inches, these can
satisfry my needs & make my doggy beg.
O my sausage,
between heavily buttered breads
cholesterol! Ah, at such danger I laugh,
ha, ha, aaagh, as soon to my belly it distends...
my sausage, enters, O, slicking lips, satisfried, baaarf...
You, of the satisfying sizzle,
swimming in your hot killer fat,
made from brains, pig's pizzles
entrails and hissing unknown, this & thats...
O my sausage,
frying proud in the pan,
disdaining the company of an egg
your browning three inches, these can
satisfry my needs & make my doggy beg.
O my sausage,
between heavily buttered breads
cholesterol! Ah, at such danger I laugh,
ha, ha, aaagh, as soon to my belly it distends...
my sausage, enters, O, slicking lips, satisfried, baaarf...
#food
#rhyming
#ThrillSeeking
147 reads
6 Comments
Ode to my Sausage
O my sausage,
You, of the satisfying sizzle,
swimming in your hot killer fat,
made from brains, pig's pizzles
entrails and hissing unknown, this & thats...
O my sausage,
frying proud in the pan,
disdaining the company of an egg
your browning three inches, these can
satisfry my needs & make my doggy beg.
O my sausage,
between heavily buttered breads
cholesterol! Ah, at such danger I laugh,
ha, ha, aaagh, as soon to my belly it distends...
my sausage, enters, O, slicking lips, satisfried, baaarf...
You, of the satisfying sizzle,
swimming in your hot killer fat,
made from brains, pig's pizzles
entrails and hissing unknown, this & thats...
O my sausage,
frying proud in the pan,
disdaining the company of an egg
your browning three inches, these can
satisfry my needs & make my doggy beg.
O my sausage,
between heavily buttered breads
cholesterol! Ah, at such danger I laugh,
ha, ha, aaagh, as soon to my belly it distends...
my sausage, enters, O, slicking lips, satisfried, baaarf...
#food
#rhyming
#ThrillSeeking
147 reads
6 Comments
DU Poetry : Poems About Food Published by Members Recently Online