Poems About Cats Seeking Friendly Advice
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Poems about cats seeking friendly advice. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
marina2020
Rain Woman
Rain Woman
Poem Published
10th Apr 2025 10:26pm
10th Apr 2025 10:26pm
The Tortoise and The Cat
You’d think I was torturing my tortoise
As he squirms about in his water bucket
He makes a lot of noise as he tries to climb the walls
I hear it's quite common for his species to be this dramatic
Especially when they are soaked in water
It’s for his own good to keep him hydrated and healthy
Yet he is still not a fan
My cat watches curiously
Her head bobbing up and down at him
They have been siblings for some time now
Yet she is still fascinated by him
She could stare at him all day
And he is a brave little dude
He...
As he squirms about in his water bucket
He makes a lot of noise as he tries to climb the walls
I hear it's quite common for his species to be this dramatic
Especially when they are soaked in water
It’s for his own good to keep him hydrated and healthy
Yet he is still not a fan
My cat watches curiously
Her head bobbing up and down at him
They have been siblings for some time now
Yet she is still fascinated by him
She could stare at him all day
And he is a brave little dude
He...
#animals
#cats
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marina2020
Rain Woman
Rain Woman
Poem Published
9th Apr 2025 7:05pm
9th Apr 2025 7:05pm
The Legend of The Sunbather
She looks so regal
Sitting there in the middle of the room with the sun shining on her
With her six-toed paws flat on the floor in front of her
White and gray fur freshly manicured and puffed out
Mewing very politely for her dinner to be served two hours early
A few minutes go by and she realizes this tactic has stalled
She commences phase two
Purring up a storm and rubbing excessively all round
My legs are pushed with affection but I know it’s just a ploy
She's wearing me down
Her meows grow more desperate as if she hasn’t eaten in...
Sitting there in the middle of the room with the sun shining on her
With her six-toed paws flat on the floor in front of her
White and gray fur freshly manicured and puffed out
Mewing very politely for her dinner to be served two hours early
A few minutes go by and she realizes this tactic has stalled
She commences phase two
Purring up a storm and rubbing excessively all round
My legs are pushed with affection but I know it’s just a ploy
She's wearing me down
Her meows grow more desperate as if she hasn’t eaten in...
#cats
55 reads
3 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
27th Feb 2025 9:43pm
27th Feb 2025 9:43pm
Catastrophic Catachresis Of A Crisis Of Identity!
I always
Identified as a cat
It was clearly obvious
That i wasn't born a cat
As i didn't spend my day
Sleeping, screwing, or licking my bum!
But i did enjoy exploring
As my curiosity
Knew no bounds
Forever seeking new experiences
Until
One fine moonlit night
I met a cat
Born a cat
We got intimate
And i got arrested
For beastiality!
by Jemia
Identified as a cat
It was clearly obvious
That i wasn't born a cat
As i didn't spend my day
Sleeping, screwing, or licking my bum!
But i did enjoy exploring
As my curiosity
Knew no bounds
Forever seeking new experiences
Until
One fine moonlit night
I met a cat
Born a cat
We got intimate
And i got arrested
For beastiality!
by Jemia
#cats
#identity
#parody
#satirical
#surreal
81 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
25th Feb 2025 4:45pm
25th Feb 2025 4:45pm
Purrfectly Quackers!
When i had cats
I used to be able
To purr with them
Just like that!
Whilst a meandering
Down memory lane
I tried purring
But just sounded insane!
Like a bad impersonation
Of Donald Duck
Quack quack quck!
by Jemia
I used to be able
To purr with them
Just like that!
Whilst a meandering
Down memory lane
I tried purring
But just sounded insane!
Like a bad impersonation
Of Donald Duck
Quack quack quck!
by Jemia
#cats
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #memories
#LifeAsAWriter #memories
75 reads
0 Comments
SageRoyale
Royale
Royale
Poem Published
9th Feb 2025 3:00am
9th Feb 2025 3:00am
do not eat my keys
little one,
little one
you are causing a myriad of problems
one of which being i cannot reach my keys
do not eat the flowers
i know whats best for you
little one
you are causing a myriad of problems
one of which being i cannot reach my keys
do not eat the flowers
i know whats best for you
#cats
#love
91 reads
2 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
6th Feb 2025 3:33am
6th Feb 2025 3:33am
Feline On the Prowl
Feline On the Prowl
Her face decorated for Samhain
With feline whiskers and ears
Whose lipstick is a Gothic smirk
Painted in red and black shades of midnight
When the witching hour
Turns into the inner cat
Of a woman morphed
Into a purring succubus
With one cheek painted in the white
Of a Japanese Geisha
And the other pink with her natural complexion
As she gazes from eyes
That have known the dark corners of the city
Where her black sheen shimmers in...
Her face decorated for Samhain
With feline whiskers and ears
Whose lipstick is a Gothic smirk
Painted in red and black shades of midnight
When the witching hour
Turns into the inner cat
Of a woman morphed
Into a purring succubus
With one cheek painted in the white
Of a Japanese Geisha
And the other pink with her natural complexion
As she gazes from eyes
That have known the dark corners of the city
Where her black sheen shimmers in...
#cats
#gothic
#Halloween
#seductive
#women
150 reads
6 Comments
DarkPopPrincess
Poem Published
23rd Jan 2025 4:29pm
23rd Jan 2025 4:29pm
My Beautiful Cat, Syshin
My little racoon,
my little fox,
but a cat you actually are combined with all these grand qualities
of my favorite animals.
A quiet, shy loner you are always,
whether in darkness or light.
In the light, those circular eyes of yours
are mere slits, showing your matureness and dignity.
But in the darkness, those dark pupils dilate, covering most of the yellow-ness behind them and emphasizing how much of an overly cute pushover you are.
When it becomes night time, your dark fur
makes you practically invisible.
You become part of the...
my little fox,
but a cat you actually are combined with all these grand qualities
of my favorite animals.
A quiet, shy loner you are always,
whether in darkness or light.
In the light, those circular eyes of yours
are mere slits, showing your matureness and dignity.
But in the darkness, those dark pupils dilate, covering most of the yellow-ness behind them and emphasizing how much of an overly cute pushover you are.
When it becomes night time, your dark fur
makes you practically invisible.
You become part of the...
#cats
79 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
4th Jan 2025 11:35am
4th Jan 2025 11:35am
Me Cat. Com!
I know i'm in my sixties now
I'm not in denial of how
(Which means i am!)
Lies, lies, damn lies!!!
I'm actually twenty seven
With the curiousity of a cat
I'm a cat in a hat
With wings of a butterfly
(The cat ate the body, but left the wings!)
Poor butterfly, for goodness sake
That it should be used in a cake
Then end up in my mouth
As if by mistake!
by Jemia
I'm not in denial of how
(Which means i am!)
Lies, lies, damn lies!!!
I'm actually twenty seven
With the curiousity of a cat
I'm a cat in a hat
With wings of a butterfly
(The cat ate the body, but left the wings!)
Poor butterfly, for goodness sake
That it should be used in a cake
Then end up in my mouth
As if by mistake!
by Jemia
#aging
#butterfly
#cats
#funny
#satirical
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0 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
26th Oct 2024 9:13pm
26th Oct 2024 9:13pm
I Am Of Time (Shapeshifter- A Black Panther Queen II of II)
I am Queen of this Evolutionary And Spiritual pack
Yes, meditate on that until you can articulate that balance of its fate, which moves as, Yingying and Yanging, you know, trying to keep the mind, body, and the preservation of the soul on track
The Queen Feline for all his wet dreams
In the present or on a virtue screen
It’s that mocha flavor much needed butter rum cream
Hey, let the truth set you free, I’m already softly seducing your beautiful intellect
I just best...
Yes, meditate on that until you can articulate that balance of its fate, which moves as, Yingying and Yanging, you know, trying to keep the mind, body, and the preservation of the soul on track
The Queen Feline for all his wet dreams
In the present or on a virtue screen
It’s that mocha flavor much needed butter rum cream
Hey, let the truth set you free, I’m already softly seducing your beautiful intellect
I just best...
#cats
#lover
#night
#passion
#seductive
285 reads
5 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
17th Sep 2024 10:02pm
17th Sep 2024 10:02pm
The Cat In The Flat
Wearing a hat
Within my modest flat
I accidently sat
On the cat
On the mat
The cat
Went scat
But fortunately not splat
Was nonetheless feeling flat
Asnd that
Was the end of that!
by Jemia
Within my modest flat
I accidently sat
On the cat
On the mat
The cat
Went scat
But fortunately not splat
Was nonetheless feeling flat
Asnd that
Was the end of that!
by Jemia
#cats
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #risk
#LifeAsAWriter #risk
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0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
4th Sep 2024 4:59pm
4th Sep 2024 4:59pm
The Albino-ish Cat
Through the dark wood
Stood a dark house
And within this dark house
Lived a dark mouse
Who
At this precise moment in time
Was caught within the jaws
Of a dark cat
Called Ebony
Ebony wasn't hungry
So was merely toying with the dark mouse
Within the dark house
The dark mouse
Aware of the dark fate
Awaiting it
Squeaked loudly
Ebony the cat
Momentarily distracted
Opened it's jaws in surprise
The dark mouse
Sensing its opportunity to escape
Ran out of the jaws of the dark cat
Straight into...
Stood a dark house
And within this dark house
Lived a dark mouse
Who
At this precise moment in time
Was caught within the jaws
Of a dark cat
Called Ebony
Ebony wasn't hungry
So was merely toying with the dark mouse
Within the dark house
The dark mouse
Aware of the dark fate
Awaiting it
Squeaked loudly
Ebony the cat
Momentarily distracted
Opened it's jaws in surprise
The dark mouse
Sensing its opportunity to escape
Ran out of the jaws of the dark cat
Straight into...
#cats
#fate
#vulnerability
92 reads
0 Comments
Pinkdreams
Poem Published
1st Sep 2024 00:33am
1st Sep 2024 00:33am
Conversation With My Cat
Are you cute?
Meow!
I agree.
Do you hate Trump?
MEOW!
Good kitty.
Meow!
I agree.
Do you hate Trump?
MEOW!
Good kitty.
#cats
#politics
155 reads
4 Comments
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