Least Read Christmas Poems

a Christmas detective story

Lord Sixtus Runcorn had been murdered with an axe, by Santa Claus. Lady Runcorn had seen it through the window of the library while she was walking the primrose path about the house and promptly screamed the estate to a standstill. A doctor was on hand to administer a sedative and she was now sleeping in her chambers, attended by a close friend.

Inspector Frodsham gathered everyone in the drawing room. It was a tradition among the Runcorns of Arrowfield to retire early on Christmas Eve, so the suspects were dressed in pyjamas and robes,...

ive been awake for about one hour (since about 6:30pm) best laid plans didn't come together. i still hadn't got to sleep by 8am this xmas morning, but thinking that part 2 of my plan for 1200 Postcards may still be on. but then i fell ill, collapsed on my bedroom floor sweating profusely, panting, and nausea, so was grateful about 20 minutes later i was able to make my way to the bathroom, and finally back to bed, asleep by 9:30 am, so have just slept for 9 hours. the day is not over, but i don't fancy a xmas dinner (i can do that tomorrow, so still got that to look forward to, yum!) but for...

The earth, and I don't mean the planet, provides us with everything and I mean everything.
We are all made from the earth.Look around you,.can you see anything that doesn't come out of the earth?Even the person sitting in front of you is made from earthly elements.

Like every caring parent,the earth not the planet, will keep giving  until it can give no more.It won't stop caring, its just that there will be  nothing left to give.

The Lorax knew the truth but we haven't listened.Santa fills his sack with earthly things.Chritmas tables are set with earthly things.We...