A.D.H D.Uncut

Fuck, I hate infomercials. "Only 3 easy payments of $29.99. But wait, if you order now, you can get the Shim Sham Rama Lama".....ring.. ring.. Jimmy. Fuck it.. Not wanting to talk to anyone right now. Not exactly the social butterfly... gotta do something...walk into the bedroom, man...what was it.. I came in here for something...oh well.. I'll remember later.. my head hurts...I wish this hang nail would go away. Hand in pocket, and pain. Snag on my jeans... bathroom!! Fucking black heads. 30 years old, I shouldn't have to battle with this shit. Puberty ended years ago...why was I looking under the sink? Phone out, facebook news feed. Why do I even bother? I don't give a rosy rat's asshole what Joe Shmoe from wasteland bible belt is doing at 3:30 in the morning...shit!! it's getting late, I need to get on a normal sleep schedule...is my gout flaring up? I hope not. I can't handle that searing pain on top of all this stress. This is going to suck when I get older...I hope I don't end up with arthritis.  Dad has it. So does grandpa...I wonder if grandma is feeling better. She said that Josh called the other day. Landon is getting bigger...I miss my babies so bad. So does Katie...I'm concerned for my queen. Depression and stress...stress so bad my hair is prematurely turning grey...starting to look my age. Getting older really sucks...I hope I don't get arthritis...ASPRIN!!! That's what I went in the room for!! I wish this headache would go away..."to order now, call the number on your screen. Be the first fifty callers, and get two Shim Sham Rama Lama Ding Dongs for the price of one!! Order now!!!"