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Multiple Choice?
Dude asked me if I like the giver or the taker
when it comes to knocking boots
at first I was like "Cmon Jack"
why do you give a hoot?
But it was one of those lighthearted conversations
didn't really mean any harm
so I spoke my reality
no need to sound an alarm
Every fella likes a combination
though I am sure only of my likes
the target of my affections
who might make my thermostat spike
A taker who will claim pleasure wand
when the urge takes control
as if nothing else mattered
could a special serenity be the goal
Taking is also appreciated when
she craves to be on top
quite vocal in her demands
works it like she never wants to stop
Oh but giving is nice too
like when she spreads open for me
sweet surrender and emissions
prurience is our only decree
Or when the stresses wean on the mind
and the body needs sweet relief
giving oral expertise in stimulation
simply confirms my urgent belief
So if any says what are you wanting
don't be deluded into having to choose
if don't correctly you are a winner either way
a sure cure for anyone with the blues!
when it comes to knocking boots
at first I was like "Cmon Jack"
why do you give a hoot?
But it was one of those lighthearted conversations
didn't really mean any harm
so I spoke my reality
no need to sound an alarm
Every fella likes a combination
though I am sure only of my likes
the target of my affections
who might make my thermostat spike
A taker who will claim pleasure wand
when the urge takes control
as if nothing else mattered
could a special serenity be the goal
Taking is also appreciated when
she craves to be on top
quite vocal in her demands
works it like she never wants to stop
Oh but giving is nice too
like when she spreads open for me
sweet surrender and emissions
prurience is our only decree
Or when the stresses wean on the mind
and the body needs sweet relief
giving oral expertise in stimulation
simply confirms my urgent belief
So if any says what are you wanting
don't be deluded into having to choose
if don't correctly you are a winner either way
a sure cure for anyone with the blues!
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Re: Multiple Choice?
13th Feb 2013 1:36pm
AHA...this goes quite well with my mantra:
LICK MY BALLS, SUCK MY DICK, FUCK ME!!! (LOL)
You just made my day...thanks for the good laugh.
I'll be smiling all day thinking about this poem.
LICK MY BALLS, SUCK MY DICK, FUCK ME!!! (LOL)
You just made my day...thanks for the good laugh.
I'll be smiling all day thinking about this poem.
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15th Feb 2013 2:44pm
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13th Feb 2013 3:40pm
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15th Feb 2013 2:46pm
Thanks; being in bed for 2 days with a cold gave me lots of time to think. (laugh)
Re: Multiple Choice?
13th Feb 2013 4:49pm
That was awesome JAZZ!!!
Funny as hell, Loved it!!!
PEN on JAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir Lancelott
Funny as hell, Loved it!!!
PEN on JAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir Lancelott
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re: Re: Multiple Choice?
15th Feb 2013 2:48pm
If not funny, then weird thoughts seem to pop up when I am taking cold medicine. Also had two very bad and intense nightmares.
Re: Multiple Choice?
13th Feb 2013 6:48pm
"Summer breeze makes me feel fine blowing through the jasmine in my mind........"
Within that Seals and Croft masterpiece, lies my critique to this wonderful ink. If no one else gets it, I rest assured that you will my brother.
Within that Seals and Croft masterpiece, lies my critique to this wonderful ink. If no one else gets it, I rest assured that you will my brother.
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15th Feb 2013 2:59pm
Wow you mentioned one the few songs that I liked both the original and a cover. (The Isley Brother) Then again with Ron singing and Ernie on guitar, there is little they did I didn't like. The Type O Negative version, which ended up in the opening credits for I Know What You Did Last Summer, wasn't my cup of tea. Benson and Jarreau did the song justice but with their voices it is impossible to really compare theirs to anyone else.
Great comment!
Great comment!
Re: Multiple Choice?
Anonymous
13th Feb 2013 10:42pm
JAZZMANOR,
I like the odds on this one! Cool write ; )
tornado
I like the odds on this one! Cool write ; )
tornado
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re: Re: Multiple Choice?
15th Feb 2013 3:03pm
Thanks---but I would be happy to have some of the coolness go elsewhere. I hate having to wear gloves just to take garbage out! (laugh)
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15th Feb 2013 12:01pm
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4th Apr 2013 11:21pm
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re: Re: Multiple Choice?
5th Apr 2013 7:24am
As so many point out, the paradox is that by saying there are no absolutes you have just created one.