The Ballad of Mel and Nikki

In for the check up
and the score all neat,
check-in girl
and the vampire treat.

One has eyes
like a bedroom suite
the other one lips
Queen's throne seat.

Want to take my temp
it's a 100 and three,
not enough going,
they gotta go at me.

Strapped to the table
for the EKG,
pulling on the package
and wires for free.

She says, "Now
you got two women…"
and it's more than that,
they're taken charge
and my heart goes flat.

Gotta retest
what do you suppose
gotta report
the patient died
two women on his chest
and the method applied.

The doctors wouldn't have it
and the nurses stopped by;
we hear you're writing poems
and we wanta know why.

Two fine fillies
here with tape on my chest
I gotta break it down
and here is the rest.

She looked into my eyes
I said, "Just let me write this down;
I just want to remember
when you're not around."

She said, That's no problem;
now what was that address?"
I had to write it down,
I knew I'd figure rest.

Mel and Nikki,
they give some EKG,
they really meet the eye
and that means
that they can cover
Every Kind'a Guy.

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