Crude Food

To be read slowly and seductively

Crude food

Creamy greek yogurt
and a fish finger sandwich
If You're crude like me
Then you're speaking my language
With toad in the hole
and good old spotted dick
A satisfying spit roast
Always does the trick
A chunky pork sausage
and a Coq au vin
and two local faggots
Roasting in a pan
A nice tossed salad
and demon chillies which burn
and nice juicy melons
So ripe and firm
Munching on kebabs
and a nine inch Mexican
Washed down with red bulls
With chronic indigestion
Jamican Jerk chicken
and a knickerbocker glory
A Chinese finger buffet
Now that a different story