"Dam This Can Of Attention Spam"

Snappy title i am sure you agree?  
my attention span has been marketed  
and packaged with Bree.  
i cut my finger on a can of attention spam  
blood trickled over its soft pink form  
reflected in the morning sun
it gave it some much added texture and taste.  
I am lost without my attention span  
the can was sold after its sell by date  
Stored in a cupboard and left for dead  
boredom has processed me  
now its far to late.  
Every day begins and ends the same way  
these days blur and form into one another  
i try to cordon this boredom  
but nothing works.  
They say variety is the spice of life  
i feel that boredom is human kinds own folly  
man made and spread to the masses.  
Dam this can of attention spam.