Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on his pelvic tubercle  (ok no rhymes spellings... rusty)
Humpty Dumpty use his pollex 2ed 3ed and 4th fallangies to grip and his tea
Humpty Dumpty flexed his bicep with origin of humorous and execration (don't quote on what it ends at) of ulna
Humpty Dumpty lowered his mandible attached by a mono axel aphoarthrosis joint ( thats off in spelling my computer doesn't do medical smelling i mean spelling  
and down the drink went as his carpals became far superior to the clavicles
and as he drank Humpty Dumpty's retinas picked up a most peculiar sight
a bird that flies with its poster superior  
Humpty Dumpty made a great laugh that vibrated down to his cuneiform
and with this laugh he lost his equalibralium (be dammed my smelling)
his thalamus has failed him his laugh was so strong
so down down down Humpty Dumpty went
tell that last laugh was spent
now his perpetual bone became split and formed the midsaggital suture
o ya now thats a creation story for the one who know big word