Just For Y0U

I trimmed my eyeslashes to take in your glow.
Cut my hair just to watch you grow.
I lazered my nose hair
just to breath in your c0l0gne.
Waxed my unibrow coz it felt so al0ne.

I brushed my teeth
just to smile at you.
Wouldnt eat until i do.
I washed my hair
And bathed too.
H0nest to God!
I tell you its true!!

I stalked you down
just for walk.
Even chewed mints
so we could talk. . .
Joined a gym
to lose some fat.
Saw you there.
Boy! Aint that a class act.

Swapped my grannies for a thong.
Dont mind the suffer. . .
But it just felt so wrong.
Put on my pencils
as they made my legs longer.
Pretended to be weak
just to make you feel str0nger.

Started wearing dresses
so you would n0tice im a girl. . .
Even shaved my beard
and under arm curl!