the evening news

"Two minutes till were live" says the camera man
hes sick and tired of reading cue cards
wearing these fancy suits and telling the town
bullshit..
no wonder why takes a shot or two before
action. he figures its time for a change
and takes a few more
he heads for his seat and hears the countdown

"and three, two, and one and role the music"

that stupid cheesey fucking music and out of his
mouth is
PRICELESS...........
"good evening ladies and gentleman
and now the news,
things are getting worse
people are dying,
criminals are running the street
law enforcement is'nt doing
nothing,
the government are bullshiters
people are getting ripped off,
and the weather will change
constintley forever
and now fucking sports"

he rips off his microphone
and walks out