Crap Ringtone

Crap phone,
crappy ringtone

The wire is in the blood,
answer the bloody phone,
Stop the crappy ringtone

As roamers roam,
and interlopers groan,
Travellers on this journey
moan and moan.

Because some twats
dancing to his telephone,
rushed of his feet.
His phone is boring and obsolete.

It’s like a form of massicisum,
this guy is a sadist,
he a noise pollutant
and an audio rapist.

Somebody answer
the bloody thing;
don’t let that
fucking thing ring.

shove that phone
up his up his ass,
hit vibrate and redial
that should amuse me for a while.

Leave that thing well alone
this is why they created Ear phones

Chavy Chav his mind is screwed,
 that phone is always next to his ear
as if its Glued

Time does not fly;
can’t wait till the battery dies,
Dance to phone revolution,
Bin the bloody thing my own private solution

Crap Phone,
Crappy Ringtone!