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Look Between Your Thighs

apologies to Everyone....EXTRA PROFUSE apologies to the children of Islam......Yet its ALL so ridiculous..Aint it? � � � � �
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Jesus was a Jew � � � � � �
so ya hate yerself too � � � � �
dont you? � � � � �
dont you? � � � � �
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HE was circumsized � � � � �
take a look between yo thighs � � � � �
gonna call � � �
a surgeon soon? � � � � �
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John the Baptist's Brew � � � � �
When he dipped `em in the Stew � � � � �
was his mommas Chicken soup � � � � �
with a Matzah ball or two � � � � �
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Jesus never wed � � � � �
has a woman shared your bed? � � � � �
you accept � � � �
her gifts of head? � � � �
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I surely do � � � � �
but yo, � �
I`m OLD school � � � � �
Old Testament � � � � �
Shul � � �
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It makes good sense that Matt � � � � �
wore a teeny beanie hat � � � � �
cause he collected tax � � � � �
most can wrap their minds `round THAT � � � � �
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Bartholemew a Jew � � � � �
all the rest Apostles too � � � � �
Phil, Tim, Jim and Luke � � � � �
Last Seder was no fluke � � � � �
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reclined as they recalled � � � � �
dipped parsley in the salt � � � � �
winced when ate moror � � � � �
who asked the Questions Four? � � � � �
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of all these Holy Men � � � � �
who washed first as Kohen? � � � � �
who found the afikomen � �
hid by Mary Magdaline? � � � � �
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Yeah Jesus was a Jew � � � � �
never hate yourself too � � � � �
shame and guilt the poisoned fruit � � � �
give em both the boot � � � � �
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as we clear our heads � � � � �
theres those easier to dread � � � � �
they got plenty of street cred � � � � �
hate the Children of Mohammed � � � � �
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this ridiculous thang popped � � � � �
into my head while swimming � � � � �
and being buffetted about by the tide � � � � �
all on my lonesome in the middle of nowhere � � � � �
...strange where inspiration hits.......