Vulvodynia

 like a sprinting man I am sweaty
the hair on my body wetty

my large puffy lips speak the language of french
i like it when we snog on the bench

you devirginized me and took my virtue
the tree in my garden is a birch too

like all good gardens I keep mine neat
so you can tickle my tidy vag with your feet

you're so sexy and you have a nice cock
you can get it out and lift up my frock

my big panties wont get in your way
swollen vulvodynia is on the menu today

so come here now and make my night
my huge fragrant vag will be your delight