If it seems legit

Life's pretty sketchy, so I'll make you a guide
If it seems legit,
go for it.
Free candy from a tinted windowed chevy van?
Seems legit.
Four turtles that were mutated and given awesome ninja skills by an old rat?
Seems legit.
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory free tour written on the side of a known drug house?
Seems legit.
"This is not a meth lab" written on the door of a meth lab?
Seems legit.
Wallet inspector?
Seems legit.
He honestly cares about your innermost feelings and thinks naked cuddling is the best way to solve your problem?
Seems legit.
My family was killed by ninjas so I need money to pay for karate lessons?
Seems legit.
Giorgio Tsoukalos's irrelevant degree compared to his actual job?
Seems legit.
You'll die in your sleep if you don't forward that chain mail?
Seems legit.
Crazy proffesor makes three little girls with sugar spice and everything nice?
Seems legit.
Dora wants you to help her cross candy mountain to get to uncle's house?
Seems legit.
This poem?
Seems legit.
Remember friends, if ever in doubt, just put seems legit after it,
you'll feel ten times better about the situation.
Have a modestly simple day :)