Ass over tea kettle

Stupid movies....
made it look so easy
 
One push down a lofty flight of stairs
boom bang
one dead old bitch
yet that was not the case....
 
 
 
I had been her prisoner for years
catering to her every whim
not allowed to do anything for myself
not allowed to leave unless she required something
 
no neighbors no phone
the only connection i had to the outside world
was the TV
once the old witch passed out,
 
i would stay up and watch all night long until the morning  
as soon as the floor upstairs would creak
i would sneak back to my room and pretend to sleep
before my body had touched the bed i could hear her
 
her voice was like that of a dieing snake
every time she hissed my name
i hated myself a little bit more
i laid there in that dusty room laughing
 
soon she would be out of my hair
 
i got up  
dressed myself and headed towards her room
i helped her up, her breath smelled of death
she was hissing her usual obscenity's at me
I ignored her
 
I walked with her holding her arm we moved towards the stairs
seemed like it took an hour to get there
everything started to feel surreal
once we close enough, i couldn't contain myself
 
it was like my hands had a mind of there own
i let go of her arm
and with both hands i pushed her
i pushed her hard  
 
she tumbled like in the movies
ass over tea kettle the whole way down
I was hysterically laughing
then......
 
she moved and started hissing painfully
the old witch lived
I sat at the top of the stairs
watching her jerk and squirm
 
I walked down the stairs
I stepped over her i grabbed her purse and keys and i left
i never looked back
dont even know what became of the wretched being  
 
what i do know is
dont believe everything you see on TV..............