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Alien Thinking
You silly little girlies are all the same
a bunch of vain bimbo bitches--
you don't know what's good for you
All this equality, look where it's got us
The world's never been
in such a dangerous state
since you all began trying to behave
like guys
There are some things a pair of tits can't do
but you'll never be big enough to admit it
Maybe you just don't have the brain power
You waste too much energy choosing shoes
to understand you should be
taking care of your feet
and how could anything with no balls
ever be perfect anyway
You dozy guys are all the same
dirty lazy bastards who don't wash
you've always been free
to do what you like
you've fucked up the planet
for thousands of years
and still imagine you
can give us the blame
There are some issues
which can't be solved
by macho egos who
only think through their cocks
Maybe when you stop
looking at us like slot machines for
sexual payola
and understand there's more to life
than watching grown ups
kicking a football around
and driving sports cars
you might get serious
about life
You humans are clearly
not the same
and I'm afraid until your differences
are resolved
you will always remain
an inferior life form
not yet ready to contribute
to the workings of the universe
But if our schedule permits
we shall return to your planet
in another ten thousand years
to appraise your species again
Published 15th Mar 2010
| Edited 26th Mar 2016
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Anonymous
15th Mar 2010 8:28am
i was fuming when i read the first stanza, good god A,you can really trap your reader.Yeah you make a very good point!
15th Mar 2010 8:31am
I almost mailed you in advance to warn you, Priya - because I didn't want you to stop reading half way through and be disgusted with me forever more. Thanks for sticking with it until the end!
Anonymous
15th Mar 2010 8:35am
lol, I cant still stop laughing, I got that mad at the first stanza and when I reached the second , I was laughing at myself:-)
23rd Jun 2012 3:50am
23rd Jun 2012 1:12pm
