Opinions from random stuff in my house

The Chia guy sprouting in my window
thinks i need to grow

the crooked clock that's always wrong
says you can't turn back time

the lumpy couch in the yellow room
wants to relax

the ugly painting of a dead relative
stares at me accusingly

the broken drawer on the desk
believes i could be more open

the television that wont shut up
considers everything to be black and white

the empty bong on the table
thinks i should pack up and leave