Taunt Proclamation (mock epic)

Oh, Holy Appollo above
Give us the wisdom we do love
Oh, mighty benevolent Muse
we do prostrate in our twos.
For it is by your divine right
Events by day, by night
Of Cataclysms great
Of Revolutionaries irate
Of lands far beyond our sea
Of people from volcanoes flee.
Liberate us from our ignorant state
Guide our world with honourable fate.
heralds amassed thy word they read
An army organised for the delicate deed.
A man, a woman, a mortal yet
The stage of world is ready set.
Legions await thy omnipotent word
Give us a guide for our herd.
Transfixed and all too tense
The pressure rises still immense
Awaiting the cathartic purge
The lights dim, pictures merge.
Some event does impend
While the Moon now descend
It is not known how, or where, or when
Come back later, details at ten.