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Vultures
Step on up, my friend.
You too, can live in a digital hell!
Your body will decay and your brain will rot,
order now and download the latest virus.
First time customer?
Sign up free for a month!
We'll fuck with your head,
then continue to charge your card
Let the buyer beware.
Of totally random hidden fees.
We’ll get you hooked on endless misery,
and jonesing for empty promises.
Bad credit score, got you down?
No worries friend, we got you covered.
It’s our modus operandi to take advantage,
of your trust and leave you jaded.
We appreciate your business!
Also, we have shared all your information.
Other vultures have been alerted,
and are circling as we fucking speak!
Copyright @ Damian DeadLove 2025
You too, can live in a digital hell!
Your body will decay and your brain will rot,
order now and download the latest virus.
First time customer?
Sign up free for a month!
We'll fuck with your head,
then continue to charge your card
Let the buyer beware.
Of totally random hidden fees.
We’ll get you hooked on endless misery,
and jonesing for empty promises.
Bad credit score, got you down?
No worries friend, we got you covered.
It’s our modus operandi to take advantage,
of your trust and leave you jaded.
We appreciate your business!
Also, we have shared all your information.
Other vultures have been alerted,
and are circling as we fucking speak!
Copyright @ Damian DeadLove 2025
Author's Note
Late night musing. The first two stanza's were taken from a comment I left on, Keith's (Vision_of_insanity), poem "Digital Madness." I was spoofing on an old, Carlin, bit about customer service. Keith, said I should turn it into a write. So that's what I did. Appreciate you.
- Damian DeadLove
" Now tell us in your own words, do you have your own words? Hey, I'm using the one's everyone else has been using."
- George Carlin
- Damian DeadLove
" Now tell us in your own words, do you have your own words? Hey, I'm using the one's everyone else has been using."
- George Carlin
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Re. Vultures
14th Apr 2025 8:56am
When I first started watching TV there were only 5 channels, and they were all free.
Hell, the only reason I do Fakebook is because I don't have to send them a check every month.
Hell, the only reason I do Fakebook is because I don't have to send them a check every month.
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Yesterday 3:43am
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, MS. Always honored to make your RL. So glad you connected with the write my friend. I hear you there, they'll nickel and dime a person to death. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
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I remember that too hell I'm 66 years old and yes they were all free to watch you bought a TV and took it home 🏡 you just plug it up and watch what was on for free let's not forget the rabbit ear antenna 😉 with aluminum foil on the tips 😁😉🤫
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Yesterday 7:35pm
For a while I was kinda into shortwave receivers, for the same wireless reason, but now all the companies want every last human wired up on some sort of subscription plan.
Seems like the only refuge from corporate rentier business scheming is to just buy and read a book.
Seems like the only refuge from corporate rentier business scheming is to just buy and read a book.
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Yesterday 10:27pm
Ain't that the truth but yet what's better than that take pen 🖋️ to paper 🗞️ and just write ✍️ your own thoughts and insight and self encouragement and your perseverance of how far you have come and gone 💪👍😁👊 🪬 SHAMAN 🪬
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Re. Vultures
14th Apr 2025 9:45am
powerful write Damian.. the title & the last two verses say it all..
such predacious are this soulless digital, further worse the conning & lying hard online world..
..trying to rob us of everything.. peace,, health, etc etc.. our identity even!
You captured it all well as you ever do dear friend.. timely needy write of each precious second I feel..
Damn fine write this one.. dear friend
Light Love .. Uma xx
such predacious are this soulless digital, further worse the conning & lying hard online world..
..trying to rob us of everything.. peace,, health, etc etc.. our identity even!
You captured it all well as you ever do dear friend.. timely needy write of each precious second I feel..
Damn fine write this one.. dear friend
Light Love .. Uma xx
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Yesterday 3:47am
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Uma. Always honored to make your RL. So glad you connected with the write, my friend. I couldn't agree more with you. It's a dark world out there, not enough people searching for the light. Always enjoy your commentary, Uma. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. Vultures
14th Apr 2025 10:58am
Brilliance. Love this. Those comments you left said something to me and look where it led. A fine piece of writing my friend.
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Re: Re. Vultures
Yesterday 3:51am
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Keith. Always honored to make your RL. So glad you like how it turned out. I'm glad you pointed out turning the comment into a write. I like how it turned out. Appreciate you, brother.
Damian
Damian
Re. Vultures
14th Apr 2025 12:14pm
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Yesterday 3:53am
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, SHAMAN. So glad you connected with the write my friend. Much respect brother poet. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. Vultures
14th Apr 2025 10:11pm
The entire time I was reading this I had the image in my mind of one of those old time oily salesmen at faires & the circus. Trying to sell you miracle potions made of castor oil & lies. Certainly describes our digital circus these days. Nothing honest about them. Brilliantly written, my friend! 🙌
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Yesterday 4:24am
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Willow. So glad you connected with the write my friend. Everything is a con, I believe in this capitalist system, that's its Achilles heel. When everything is about making money, and wealth is a sign of success, some people will eventually color outside the lines. Or make products that always need updates, by the time you get it worked out, the new model is out. Manufacturers make products meant to go bad, to syphon money out of our pockets. It is a circus. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. Vultures
14th Apr 2025 11:00pm
Carlin was a very bright guy with a lot of knowledge that many can learn from.
Those extra fees....I know about them. They suck and are always around somewhere.
Those extra fees....I know about them. They suck and are always around somewhere.
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Yesterday 4:31am
You gotta read the fine print, somewhere tangled in that legal jargon, is a technicality. The proverbial get out of jail free card! And it's always rigged in the wealthy's favor. Carlin, was a talented man, and a keen observer of human behavior, who also happened to be funny. Everything the man did, usually had a nugget of wisdom to be learned. Glad you enjoyed the write my friend. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. Vultures
15th Apr 2025 00:46am
Ugh, the free trials and hidden fees.... and they're not the worst of it! The free stuff is only free because we pay with our time and attention... it's destroying us. We all need to go touch grass!
Great write, friend.
❤️k
Great write, friend.
❤️k
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Yesterday 4:34am
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, K. So glad you connected with the write my friend. I agree wholeheartedly. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. Vultures
Yesterday 4:58am
Wow! I know this feeling, Damian. Just the other week when I was heading into Screwfix, a local DIY store for some grease, the pretty blond lady behind the counter asked me if I had shopped there before. When I said, 'Yes,' she then asked for my name, lol! I said I'd rather not say.
I knew where this was going... & it wasn't for some date night!
It woulda been Email address, so they could spam me with some 'special offers' right?
I feel your frustration...
Sometimes ya just gotta put yer foot down & say (expletive!) 😡
I knew where this was going... & it wasn't for some date night!
It woulda been Email address, so they could spam me with some 'special offers' right?
I feel your frustration...
Sometimes ya just gotta put yer foot down & say (expletive!) 😡
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Re: Re. Vultures
Today 5:39am
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Billy. So glad you connected with the write my friend. That's how they get you. lol. Keep one eye open. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. Vultures
Yesterday 9:23pm
Great spill...love the last stanza
I guess we all are trapped in this digital hell n it's getting difficult day by day to creep out of this hellish pit
I guess we all are trapped in this digital hell n it's getting difficult day by day to creep out of this hellish pit
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Re: Re. Vultures
Today 5:42am
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Dreamz. So glad you connected with the write my friend. Yeah, it's easy to fall deeper in the hole. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. Vultures
Today 4:22am
Yeahhh.This vibe is definitely on point, bro.
Funny thing is....if all the platforms were this upfront...we'd still take the dive!!
Great writing indeed
Naaj
Funny thing is....if all the platforms were this upfront...we'd still take the dive!!
Great writing indeed
Naaj
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Today 5:46am
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Naaj. So glad you connected with the write my friend. Your on point there, a lot would still take the plunge. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian