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Vultures

Step on up, my friend.
You too, can live in a digital hell!
Your body will decay and your brain will rot,
order now and download the latest virus.

First time customer?
Sign up free for a month!
We'll fuck with your head,
then continue to charge your card

Let the buyer beware.
Of totally random hidden fees.
We’ll get you hooked on endless misery,
and jonesing for empty promises.

Bad credit score, got you down?
No worries friend, we got you covered.
It’s our modus operandi to take advantage,
of your trust and leave you jaded.

We appreciate your business!
Also, we have shared all your information.
Other vultures have been alerted,
and are circling as we fucking speak!



Copyright @ Damian DeadLove 2025
Written by DamianDeadLove (Damian DeadLove)
Published
Author's Note
Late night musing. The first two stanza's were taken from a comment I left on, Keith's (Vision_of_insanity), poem "Digital Madness." I was spoofing on an old, Carlin, bit about customer service. Keith, said I should turn it into a write. So that's what I did. Appreciate you.

- Damian DeadLove

" Now tell us in your own words, do you have your own words? Hey, I'm using the one's everyone else has been using."

- George Carlin
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