An abridged dissertation of clit toys

While I prefer oral ..
 
 
you aren't dicking me  
before I get off  
via my clit  
 
I'd rather you lick it,  
but I don't mind  
if you cuddle me  
while I use the  
Faithful Bullet  
 
Ah.  
The bullet.  
My truest love.  
 
I've had three:  
pink, teal,
and now purple
 
Nothing beat the teal bullet  
from three or four years ago
 
Fuck. The teal bullet.  
um.  
 
unbeatable.  
 
not the rose,  
not the vibrating cock rings  
not the finger buzzers,  
 
not even the mini wand  
could compare.  
 
That fucker could zap  
a leg-shaking O from you  
in .74 seconds flat.  
 
And once I shake,  
it's easy to keep shaking it  
from the inside.  
 
So I don't mind closing my eyes
while you hold me,  
I don't mind  watching you work your dick  
while you watch me get off  
 
because when you  
shove it in after a good warm-up O
you have use your ass muscles
to really
shove  
it  
in  
or that first-contact  
rebound orgasm is gonna  
spit you out like a pacifier.  
 
The teal bullet man,  
it rode a perfect vibe,  
if you know, you know,  
 
a perfect vibe  
as fantasy fucks  
skimmed my  
shivering tummy  
 
it made quakes and  
back-arching quivers  
the norm.  
 
It's successor is a little too harsh  
It buzzes a little too high  
it's almost,  
not quite,  
a little uncomfortable;  
 
the orgasms take a little longer  
and the Os sort of shove through me
with a little less panache  
and there's no way to describe  
something so near-identical  
as so vastly different.
 
And that's how I feel about you.  
 
Everything looks exactly the same  
but they all feel wrong  
after the way  
you made  
me feel  
 
and I think you were a  
manufacturer defect  
 
something that should have  
been picked up,
and placed on the  
shelf of  
used dildos and  
porny snowglobes  
covered in fingerprints  
 
I can't help but wonder  
if the purple bullet might not  
be the female Xanadu  
you know?  
 
What I have now might be  
the best fucking thing  
on the planet
and I'm sensory  
stunted
 
Maybe I got  
hooked on a bad  
vibration  
 
and I can't help but wonder  
if this would have felt  
better if I hadn't  
tried you  
full blast  
on my  
(heart)
clit  
for so long