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Special Birthday Message For PoetSpeak...
Stop acting the slut
Wantin' plenty of smut
You might be in luck
If you fancy a fuck
Don't be a schmuck
Rolling in muck
Ending up stuck
Cos you might wanna suck
Hickory dickory dock
The mouse needed some cock
The clock struck twelve
Oh what the hell
Are you up for that fuck?
Happy Birthday Spunky!
Wantin' plenty of smut
You might be in luck
If you fancy a fuck
Don't be a schmuck
Rolling in muck
Ending up stuck
Cos you might wanna suck
Hickory dickory dock
The mouse needed some cock
The clock struck twelve
Oh what the hell
Are you up for that fuck?
Happy Birthday Spunky!
Published 13th Mar 2025
Author's Note
Given that we will not be here on his birthday. It is only fitting with his okay that it's posted today. written by Fia Naturie and Billy Snagg
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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13th Mar 2025 3:07am
Now you have to pop out of his cake. Lol.
And shitty is DUP is closing on May 12. My birthday is the next day, the 13th. So well damn.
Happy pre-birthday Gary!
And shitty is DUP is closing on May 12. My birthday is the next day, the 13th. So well damn.
Happy pre-birthday Gary!
13th Mar 2025 3:11am
Thank you, Styx. No time to get the cake. I catch a train and meet him at the Applebee's, give him a slice of pie. lol
13th Mar 2025 3:22am
Thanks so much Mark.
My birthday is in November so plenty of time to celebrate before ...
Happy birthday to you upcoming Mark
Time for some muskrat pie and a fifth of Wild Turkey 101
Hunter S Thompson style ... for breakfast 😋
My birthday is in November so plenty of time to celebrate before ...
Happy birthday to you upcoming Mark
Time for some muskrat pie and a fifth of Wild Turkey 101
Hunter S Thompson style ... for breakfast 😋
13th Mar 2025 3:23am
I'll be on time for that pie
Probably have seconds
Nice job you 2 poets
Rogue always get the girl
Thx
Probably have seconds
Nice job you 2 poets
Rogue always get the girl
Thx
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13th Mar 2025 4:50am
Cleverly penned, Fia. Everyday is a party, when Speak is around. lol. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
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15th Mar 2025 7:25pm
Roses are red
love bruises are blue
Ill call you master and let you be YOU!
love bruises are blue
Ill call you master and let you be YOU!
15th Mar 2025 7:36pm
