No, no, keep it in your pants

Sometimes I swear
you look at me  
and think
 
you know what our relationship  
really needs? more dysfunction  
 
And you fuck off to la la land  
like I don't exist for anything
more than eye candy  
and my half of the rent  
 
The last time you took me  
on a date  
you complained you spent  
too much money
after you wouldn't let  
me split it  
because being a provider  
makes you feel manly  
 
But I gotta say  
you know what's not manly?
treating your lover like  
a sexual convenience  
without putting any work  
into any other aspect  
of the relationship  
I don't wanna fuck you  
when you're giving off
I need a mom to do my laundry
vibes  
 
And now we're here  
unable to have a conversation  
because you don't wanna fight  
like having zero emotional intelligence  
to get through a hard talk  
is sexy as fuck  
 
It's not  
 
My growing collection  
of sex toys
has seen more action than you  
and it's fucking sad  

-Eve-