Iku-Turso

My sleep was awoken by the noise of a Lion, a Cricket and a Raccoon . It was weird. I looked outside and there was a red brick road that led to my garage. I walked into the garage and their were the three having tea with cookies. They all stopped whispering and looked at me in disgust. They asked me to please leave and follow the blue brick road for wisdom and the truth. I asked if I could have one cookie. The cricket stood up and said, "if you don't leave were going to chew on your body."      
     
I left. I decided to follow the blue brick road. As I did, I noticed the sky & atmosphere was becoming very thick and dense. The smell of the salt air was heavy. I really couldn't see much in front of me. Also, in the distance I heard this loud shrieking noise. I couldn't make sense of it, cause I couldn't see too well. Within a few yards, I saw men with torches. They were standing on the shoreline fighting off this large ass sea creature. The creature and I made eye contact. It stopped it's torment and terror with the men on the shoreline. He leaned towards me, since he was like 200 feet tall and said politely, "Today is hump day. Cheer Fia up, cause she don't like Wednesdays." I said will do. I left and went back home.