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Dumb Things Narcissists Say #1
After She hired a professional landscaper
to come in and make Her fairgrounds hospitable
He still denied Her a face-to-face meeting
with the bearded lady
Only to then have the nerve to request
She play with His super-soaker
upon demand😑
Copyright © 2025 J. Doucette
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Published 17th Feb 2025
Author's Note
I shouldn’t have to mention this, but I will. The bearded lady and the super soaker are metaphors for genitalia.🤣
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17th Feb 2025 7:38pm
There used to be a bearded lady that wandered about the town where I grew up.
She was a devout christian. When asked why she didn't remove the beard she replyed with pride "God said I shall have a beard."
I respected her.
This poem conjured up memories.
Kind Regards
James
She was a devout christian. When asked why she didn't remove the beard she replyed with pride "God said I shall have a beard."
I respected her.
This poem conjured up memories.
Kind Regards
James
17th Feb 2025 8:02pm
Hey James 👋 I hear ya ☺️ I’ve seen a few bearded ladies in my time. it’s always good to see you on my page my friend I hope you’re doing well. Hope your projects are coming along nicely. I’ll try to get over and have a peek soon.
Hugs
Jackie xo
Hugs
Jackie xo
18th Feb 2025 9:00am
Dear J,
Very clever and I’m not going to fib, I’m glad for the authors note. 🤭
H🌷
Very clever and I’m not going to fib, I’m glad for the authors note. 🤭
H🌷
19th Feb 2025 3:46pm
