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Grocery Shopping
When you're having a super fantastic day
when nothing goes your way
and they look at you as if you're cuckoo
As you yell at them and say Fuck You!
I don't know what to do for you
I give you this and you want that
I can't even pull a rabbit out of this hat
I am absolutely confounded and astounded
that you will assume
that digging up issues laid to rest
from a forgotten tomb
Will give you what you want
What you seek
“Did you read the circular honey?
Eggs are 12.99 this week”
when nothing goes your way
and they look at you as if you're cuckoo
As you yell at them and say Fuck You!
I don't know what to do for you
I give you this and you want that
I can't even pull a rabbit out of this hat
I am absolutely confounded and astounded
that you will assume
that digging up issues laid to rest
from a forgotten tomb
Will give you what you want
What you seek
“Did you read the circular honey?
Eggs are 12.99 this week”
Author's Note
The price of eggs and other items have gone up. I'll find protein else where. The first part is me and second part is the store owner. lol
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Re. Grocery Shopping
10th Feb 2025 10:57pm
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10th Feb 2025 11:03pm
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10th Feb 2025 11:11pm
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10th Feb 2025 11:13pm
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10th Feb 2025 11:19pm
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10th Feb 2025 11:30pm
This is crazy. I just heard on the news they are looking for a couple who stole 560 eggs from a dinner. I mean come on
Thank you, Pete;))
Thank you, Pete;))
Re. Grocery Shopping
10th Feb 2025 11:36pm
Buy less eggs! Sorry... that is the only piece of advice I can offer you this wintery evening, Fia. 🤗
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10th Feb 2025 11:40pm
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11th Feb 2025 00:05am
I love your anger driven poems. They're cute and make me feel warm & fuzzy all over.
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11th Feb 2025 00:11am
Re. Grocery Shopping
A few years back I was so close to getting a chicken coop.
Went to Tractor Supply and they had a small kennel inside the store
with a bunch of baby chicks. They were so cute sprinting around.
I didn't do it because it would turn into another job.
Now, I'm kind of regretting it. I could help out a lot of family members
feeling the pinch.
this is an awesome post because we are all reeling from the price of eggs!!
Went to Tractor Supply and they had a small kennel inside the store
with a bunch of baby chicks. They were so cute sprinting around.
I didn't do it because it would turn into another job.
Now, I'm kind of regretting it. I could help out a lot of family members
feeling the pinch.
this is an awesome post because we are all reeling from the price of eggs!!
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11th Feb 2025 1:47am
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11th Feb 2025 2:50pm
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11th Feb 2025 5:32pm
May I offer a special source of protein...it's delicious and free. Hugs and love, O
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11th Feb 2025 5:44pm