Mess

This house is a bleedin' mess
There's dust everywhere
You really need to address
You are an idle mare

The carpet needs a hoover
The table needs a wipe
You really need to manoeuvre
If you want an easy life

There's food on the hob
It needs a damn good cleaning
You're such a lazy slob
I want to see it gleaming

Stop moaning about your back
Complaining about your knees
I'll only cut some slack
As you're nearly eighty-three!