List Number Something: Words I Hate

1. Cremains. Please save such sporty word fusions for the likes of 'J Lo' or ;bronde' not what is leftover from the immolation of an adored one. Additionally, cremains sounds like macaroni. Wasn't there a brand
of macaroni called creamettes? No to "creamins". A thousand times no.
 
2. Moist.       Yeah, I know. You hate it too. Let's form a Moist Haters club.
 
3. Classy:     If you call yourself classy, you're not. 
 
4. Spendy.   Tacky way of saying expensive
 
5. Supper.   Don't ask me why. Unless it's a light evening meal taking place in a rural farmhouse, it should be dinner. Why? Because I'm an asshole.
 
6. Wishington: I know, not a real word, but the way one of my students spelled the state I used to live in.  Wishington? What the fuck.
 
7.  Awesome Sauce: If you say you are covered in awesome sauce, I think you're covered in retarded  sauce. 
 
8.  Warsh:   Was George WARSHinton our first president? No. No, he was not.
 
9.  'Sop up':   Blech. Makes me think of runny egg yolk and animal lipids.
 
10. Can't think of one right now. What have you got?