Eggs-actly

 

Calls his predecessor sleepy
On the first day falls asleep himself
Thinks he’s the world’s smartest
Lacks empathy and common sense

Likes to take credit for rain
Blames others when things go bad
Doesn’t give a fuck about people
While everybody goes mad

Goes to see migrants at the border
Some yell “chinga to madre güey”
Like an idiot thinks they love him
Grows more ignorant everyday

Raises the prices of everything
Breaks communication all around
Increases chances of a plague
Maintains a foochi smoochy frown

Brags and says he has the answers
Bullies, harasses and berates
Becomes the true definition
Of a puppet of the deep state

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Oh dear poets of a future society
Please seek the truth from the history books
When half a nation’s ignorance put us at risk
And the absurd chose to be led by crooks

We got exactly what we knew we would get
As incompetence was celebrated and praised
I joked I wanted yolks instead we all got yoked
But his base ended up with egg in the face