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Some horny fuck is down in my cellar
Hey there,
There's a pervert in my cellar
She love's to get off
There's a pervert in my cellar
Born with a persistent cough
There's a pervert in my cellar
Lies to her mother, she's at work
There's a pervert in my cellar
Fired last week for acting like a jerk
There's a pervert in my cellar
Kleenex boxes empty each week
There's a pervert in my cellar
Loves scat porn, woman smearing shit between their feet
There's a pervert in my cellar
Her brother tried to justify
There's a pervert in my cellar
If you stop her now, may commit suicide
There's a pervert in my cellar
Began another round of masturbation
There was a pervert in my cellar
Died by erotic-asphyxiation
There's a dead corpse rotting in my cellar
There's a pervert in my cellar
She love's to get off
There's a pervert in my cellar
Born with a persistent cough
There's a pervert in my cellar
Lies to her mother, she's at work
There's a pervert in my cellar
Fired last week for acting like a jerk
There's a pervert in my cellar
Kleenex boxes empty each week
There's a pervert in my cellar
Loves scat porn, woman smearing shit between their feet
There's a pervert in my cellar
Her brother tried to justify
There's a pervert in my cellar
If you stop her now, may commit suicide
There's a pervert in my cellar
Began another round of masturbation
There was a pervert in my cellar
Died by erotic-asphyxiation
There's a dead corpse rotting in my cellar
Written by
Vision_of_insanity
Published 12th Jan 2025
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Re. Some horny fuck is down in my cellar
12th Jan 2025 11:41am
Lol thats interesting. Why not remove the body??? Sex is a free massage and chiropractic treatment! All in one. Gotta love it :D
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12th Jan 2025 11:51am
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12th Jan 2025 11:57am
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12th Jan 2025 12:05pm
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12th Jan 2025 12:08pm
Re. Some horny fuck is down in my cellar
Completely and definitely excellent! I indicated it as the best of the month. Place some petunias over the body in the cellar.
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Re: Re. Some horny fuck is down in my cellar
12th Jan 2025 11:52am
AWESOME! Thanks PAR. Happy that you enjoyed this poem. Petunias will help?
Re: Re. Some horny fuck is down in my cellar
12th Jan 2025 1:57pm
Petunias will bring an air of caring for the things all around the undefined corpse. 😜
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12th Jan 2025 3:07pm
Re. Some horny fuck is down in my cellar
12th Jan 2025 2:56pm
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12th Jan 2025 3:08pm
HA! Yeah me too. It's getting a little too unbearable down here as I write this. Thanks Brenda..xoxo
Re. Some horny fuck is down in my cellar
12th Jan 2025 6:49pm
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12th Jan 2025 6:52pm
There are many nut jobs out there. Who knows. Thanks for the read & comment.
Re. Some horny fuck is down in my cellar
14th Jan 2025 9:09pm
Disturbing write, Keith. We do live in a sick world though. What you gonna do? lol. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
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Re: Re. Some horny fuck is down in my cellar
14th Jan 2025 9:16pm
Keep writing fucked up stuff. That's what I'm gonna do. Thanks Damian.
Re. Some horny fuck is down in my cellar
18th Jan 2025 8:20am
Sounds like your cellar’s seen some wild times—chaos, secrets, and a tragic end, huh? It’s funny how the quietest places can hold the loudest stories. So what’s left down there now... A weird chill, a hint of regret, or just the unsettling feeling that it’s not entirely over?
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Re: Re. Some horny fuck is down in my cellar
18th Jan 2025 12:01pm
Thanks Da_kwesta for reading & commenting.Cellar's are usually cold, dark and quiet. Maybe im watching too many horror movies. Mine went into pornographic/horror.
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18th Jan 2025 7:10pm
Haha, I get you, cellars do have that creepy, silent vibe, right? Sounds like yours went full-on horror with a twist! I think we’ve all let our imagination run wild after a few too many spooky movies. It’s funny how those dark corners can turn into a whole different world in your head.
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