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Global warming did it!

He was speeding because of...
global warming.
She didn't get the job...
global warming.
My mother hit me...
global warming.

You cheated on me because of...
global warming.
My dog ate my homework...
global warming.
Pissed panties...
global warming.

Men rape because of...
global warming.
Jesus died...
global warming.
The racists clash...
global warming.

People can't take responsibility...
global warming!
Written by Paulajobi (Paula Jobi)
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