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Your two front teeth
All I want for Xmas is your two front teeth
Your two front teeth, your two front teeth
Gee, if I could only have your two front teeth
Then I could have a pleasant blow job
It seems too long since I would say
Please, can I stick my dick in your mouth?
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I would be
To not have a blow job where I scream, OUCH!!
All I want for Xmas is your two front teeth
Your two front teeth, your two front teeth
Gee, if I could only have your two front teeth
Then I could wish you, Merry XXXMAS!
Your two front teeth, your two front teeth
Gee, if I could only have your two front teeth
Then I could have a pleasant blow job
It seems too long since I would say
Please, can I stick my dick in your mouth?
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I would be
To not have a blow job where I scream, OUCH!!
All I want for Xmas is your two front teeth
Your two front teeth, your two front teeth
Gee, if I could only have your two front teeth
Then I could wish you, Merry XXXMAS!
Published 24th Dec 2024
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24th Dec 2024 1:16pm
This was freaking hilarious. It should go down for the ages as a Christmas classic.
24th Dec 2024 1:47pm
Simple little lyric that I changed a few words on. Why not make it sexual, right? Thanks Debbie.
24th Dec 2024 2:15pm
That would be a good slogan for a politician - " why not make it sexual" 😊
24th Dec 2024 5:06pm
YES!! Great idea. Sex makes the world continue to spin. These politicians may need more sex & love in their lives. Make love, not war!
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24th Dec 2024 5:13pm
25th Dec 2024 4:48am
Clever write, Keith. There were a couple of paths you could have chosen to go with this. I chose the wrong one, I thought you were going somewhere else. lol. Touché. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
25th Dec 2024 11:48am
This was written very quickly. If I gave it much more thought, I'm sure it would have come out much differently. Thanks Damian.
