Why Cant A Man Be More Like A Woman?  (This is the counter argument for a song)

I just had to leave
I’m sure he would not understand
That all his yammering On’s
It was getting out of hand
 
Men are too rational.
Here is what I say about that
Their head is full of bills, bosses
And the occasional sportsman at bat
 
They are good for
Accusation
Deliberations
Detestations
Criminalization
Infuriation
Quibbling
and
Nags
 
Why can’t a man be more like a woman? I can’t understand.
 
Women are like light.
That everyone can't help but stare.
More like a circle
Than a square
Ethereal in her plight
Of taming the insane with care
 
Oh, why can’t a man be more like a woman?  I don’t care!
 
Why do they do what the others do
Like a herd of cattle in a homestead
Why can't they do what their mother’s do
I don’t understand this
It’s over my head!
 
If I ask you a question
I would get multiple answers
Instead of a look of disdain
If I say those are beautiful flowers
Do I care how they came?
 
Why can’t a man be the same?