My Dog Life

There are 3 of us dogs.
Tipsy, Topsy and me...
My name is Dog.
I didn't get a cute name.

They belong to her
and I belong to him.
I'm older.  4 yrs.
They just hit 1 yr.

They got a party.
They got presents.
They got a cake with
Their names on it.

The last 4 yrs.
I got NADA.
He talks to me once in awhile.
He yells at me more.

Her ankle biters sit in her lap.
In her chair.  On her bed.  On the back
of the sofa like they are Snoopy.
"Get off the couch, Dog!"

They are tiny little teacup girl dogs.
I'm a mixed breed male mutt.
None of us are fixed.
They go into heat and tease me.

I sure do get frustrated.
I just hump the air above them.
While their asses are up.
I couldn't possibly penetrate them!

But THEY think I will fuck
and kill them.  No trust man!
I just want to let off
a little...well you know...

but because they think so little...
maybe I should FUCK A BITCH?
I tell them I gotta potty. I don't
get out - I still potty!  Yelling!

Food is another issue.
I'm a growing boy.  
They get scraps from her.
Pa Fatboy don't give me scraps.

Fatboy fills the bowl the same
For three dogs as he did for one.
I can't growl or I get swatted.
They crawl under me and chow!

I have lost weight.  From less food,
sexual frustration and swatting fears.
Fatboy looks mighty tasty sometimes.
Ma Fatboy is starting to make me horny!

My ribs show now and she talks
of putting me down cause I might be
sick and get the girls sick. "I'd just die
If something happened to them!"

WELL, I WOULD FUCKING DIE if they
Put me down!  WTF BITCH?  Are all
humans total fucking retards?
So I'm making a plan!

A dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do!
Hump Ma, chew meat off Pa and wear the little bitches like fur gloves! Piss right on
the SWAT team coming for me -

Going down in a blaze of glory!