The valorous Kate Middleton - defeating the perilous cancer that she never had!

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
Why are you sycophantic morons  
so wanting evidently intelligent  
and clearly astutely mentally  
liberated persons to quite unreservedly have
any sympathy whatever, for Kate Middleton,  
when you're clearly not that bothered about  
all those other British citizens with genuine  
not fictional cancers, that really couldn't be  
treated, even for the actual said amount of  
money, because they simply obviously just  
don't have it, crucially required to deal with  
Charles, and also his daughter in law, Kate  
Middleton's supposed treatment? Coupled likewise with their personal security costs,  
and similarly too, the other bills irrefutably  
specifically racked up to the hard-pressed  
taxpayers, and who literally unlike you the fawning, monarchical sycophants happily  
generousy endowed with your discernibly entrenched dole and other social security benefits payments rather obviously won't  
be impeded with such payments! Equally,  
while there were actually, unquestionably
simply plausible indications, that Charles  
was basically ill, there was very evidently  
clearly nothing wrong, from the prospect  
of those with eyes which distinctly could  
see, with Kate Middleton obviously apart  
from the bogus symptoms in her head: a  
sick conjunction literally self-evidently of  
her vulturine, acquisitive angst decidedly  
fronting the public cover up of her hiding  
herself away patently cowardly from that  
public, after the collapse of her marriage.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
8 December 2024  
   
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
Imagine the spectre of an obsessive and grab by any means possible pushy, social climbing mother willing to simply employ by any literal tactical means possible a quite basically grab a prince for your elder daughter, yet distinctly thoroughly uncaringly at best, simply callously leave your creditors discernibly go to the wall but somehowl also and similarly ideally with a £60 million Pounds Sterling, avidly, sucessful  social climbing, thoroighly workshy and  aptly bone idle, gold digger daughter, and still living in a familially acquired mansion! Quite alright for some, eh?    
 
And requisite Kate's extended leave there was nothing wrong with her; since it was all a front to specifically cover up the massive and quite embarrassing permanent glitch in her actually collapsing marriage!  
 
Feudal entrenched Britain alive and kicking in the 21st Century!