Bathroom Church

      “The reason I don’t go to church, because it’s full of shit
Honestly, a real man can recognize a sucka-ass pimp,
      “Twisting the message of the Bible into his own word play
Seasoning the congregation for Hell every motherfuckin Sunday,

      “Bible study Wednesday, fish fry Friday
Don’t come knocking on my door to preach that shit no day,
      “I might be watching my Hellraiser marathon or trying to fuck
I will answer the door asshole naked and ask ‘what’s up?’

      “Straight from the visual they will know shit ain’t right
And it would be in their best interest to get the fuck out of my sight,       
    “If I let my dogs out Jesus better become their savior and hero
Because my dog’s understanding of religion is motherfuckin zero,

      “So, Sister Taylor and Deacon Smith better move quickfast
Or my personal hellhounds will definitely get that ass,
      “If they step in dog shit while running to the fence
Consider it from me to them a getaway gift,

      “I was in a relationship with a woman that preach
Until the church slut started to cheat,
      “Every other Saturday she had a so-called church meeting
Her cousin was the one who told me about her freaking,

      “I did not believe it until I saw for myself
Don’t worry-I did not call on the Lord for any help,
      “The next Sunday while she preached I stayed at home
When she got back to the house me and my shit was gone,

      “The first time it happened I tried living in the Lord’s light
But when going back to God I was fucked over twice,
      “To all church house ho’s today I’ll let them think I’m a man of God
Until they sacrifice their pussy on my divine rod,

      “Laid out on my altar known as the bed and pillow
Feeling the pressure as I baptize that pussy real slow,  
      “What I do to them can be called the Devil’s work
Revenge against the sanctified ho’ for causing hurt”.